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Sir your transplant was successful, but you're missing your rib cage, lungs, and there may be a knife somewhere in your chest region. On other news your blood level is somewhere around 100 mils. OK it's about 2 mil.
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Don't worry sir I have a master degree on this.You well be perfectly fine..(a few minutes later)NO! NO! DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME!!!....... [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.......um your not going to like the sight of this...your husband um...has.....suffered some minor injuries in the process of the Heart Transplant ok I guess that's it....um oh yes may I come to your funeral....Women speaks"NO!!! NOT AFTER WHAT YOU HAVE DONE"......THE END
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the surgery was a success you now have 2 hearts no lungs a bonesaw and 2 or 3 scalpels, well you be paying in cash or credit
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Sir I'm the best uncertified surgeon your money could buy. Now I'm not liable for...
Missing organs
Broken bones
Death
Random surgical equipment stuck in your body
Blood loss
And the occasional bloody murder.
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So this is the story of a Right handed Med student who broke his right arm and is trying to perform surgery with his left...
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OH SHIT!! I broke his ribs... and cut his lungs... well atleast I got him a new heart. Hell be fine we just need to give him a permanent alternative breathing source. LIKE A LUNG!! Oh we destroyed it. DAMNIT!
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After you finish
Looks fine to me im sure he'll live When theres a heart, a hammer , a scalpel and his body is cut open. Im sure he'll live :)
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after glitching my hand into his ribcage and glitching his lung out of his ribcage I realized I had to fix this so I say "wheres the hammer" then the man loses all his ribs and 2000 ml of blood and I scream HAMMER TIME!
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Playing this game: "Okay, this time I'm going to do it the professional way. I'll try really hard."
10 minutes later: "Now where is that hammer?"
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after throwing the hammer in to his ribs and his ribs falling apart i started to beat his lungs off with a pen then some time during that i get a scaple and stabbing it in his new heart which stuck in to it i got the saw and threw it in to his chest some how cutting his old heart out :L i then threw another pen in and threw in his new heart and some time during this his lungs went flying some where so oh well :L
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I broke all his ribs and ripped his lungs out, i then threw his new heart into a saw and placed it inside of his throat....i got an A++