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This game has just the right amount of actual gameplay and awkward postition when hitting the guards, it's min-blowing! What's strange is that it's easier for me to shoot the targets n stuff without the tequila mode(most of the time). Also, is it just me or do the guards shoot hamburgers?
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cheats: dead man walking - invincible, che guevara - all weapons, policeman - invisible to guards and agents, chosen one - all weapons and infinite tequila time, bill gates - money.
type any of them as your name in a new game and get the reward next to it. eg. billgates = money
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wow im flying then 10k yards away from a agent his bullet flys at the perfect angle hitting me in the crouch causing extreme pain then death....
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Mexican:"hhhmmmm i wonder what im going to need to get to the US,ok a shotgun some armor aaaannnnddddd..............hhhhhmmmm HEY LOOK TEQUILA!!!!!"
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wow i died cause of hitting a bird and yet i survive when i fall 7000 meters of the air and hit a police with no injureis O.o
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No one survived, except for Bob here.
What did you see Bob?
The, the tacos, they were everywhere. Our hamburgers didn't do anything he just zipped by... oh the terror, the delicous bloody terror.
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Have you noticed that the blue cops shoot burgers and the agents shoot pink donuts? That's because they're american (no offense)
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Have you noticed that the blue cops shot burgers and the agents hoot pink donuts? That's because they're american (no offense)
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Why doesnt that dude just gear up, grab his tequila, screw the see-saw and just use that arsenal of mexican-food based weapons with u limited ammo to shoot his way across? less birds.
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wait a minute how is kevlar which a bulletproof vest be weaker than medieval armor and I didn't know that they had kevlar back then
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i used a dead guard to ride over a snake while drinking tequila also... i was naked so i think it counted as teabaging
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so here i am lisening to the dead music when i get 50 updates saying target shot +10 and bird killed and stuff becuase i randomly shoot when flying 4/5
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i absolutly hate this game, i cudove traveled faster the opposite way around the world. hitting every single stupid bird and snake. with guards that have ubsurdly accurate shooting. weither your wildly spiringly or aiming for feet or slow or fast. it doesnt matter. yourll fail at least 99% of the time. fustratingly biest
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I can see the headlines: Mass murderer of cops, border agents, and floating targets finally stripped naked by a bird and killed by a snake
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if you make another one (heheheh) add some power ups like you hit hotsauce bunus power! or something would make it better but it still 5/5
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"EAT MY BURRITOS!" "Sir , im going to have to ask you to put down the Burritos!" "IS THAT A CHURRO?!" "YES IT IS !" "You will die a meaty death my friend . "