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Bananaegg

Mar. 03, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Kinda like Ace attorney

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Gonamies

Feb. 14, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Such a cool thing to have a game about philosophy. I even used this in one of my classes when teaching philosophy in highschool after teaching them about Socrates, Hobbes and Kant, was nice yo have students play the chapters where they met those philosophers...

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darkness9909

Feb. 10, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) It's a really interesting game that really makes you think about differant phillosophy from history. I wish I was smart enough to actually finish the game, I tend to think about phillosophy a LOT, but like I said "I'm not smart enough."

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donteatacowman

Jan. 22, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) It's been a while since I played this but it's just as good as I remember it!

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ThatAwesomeGuy12

Jan. 20, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) little bit late to the party, i know but i have to say this is the best flash game i have played in a while, nice job dev!

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thebomber12321

Jan. 13, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) No Nietze though :( I even expected the mast guy to be him before I started arguing him. Still, loved the plot twist in the end :)

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thebomber12321

Jan. 12, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Before even finishing the argument with Hobbles, I kept getting the idea that his basic flow was the way he saw the natural state. Long story short, while his is partly right, I keep thinking that big part of the basic morality is in our basic inticts. Hell, you can even see kinds of morality to many mamals. So what if the answer to all this is that the basic morality lives in our basic inticts? In the entire discussion with him we simply assumed that our basic inticts have nothing to do with anything other than (desperate) survival, but that's not nesseserily true.

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SiR_Wats

Jan. 05, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) I first completed this game in 2013 and have played through it roughly once a year since then. No matter how many times I play this game, I love it more every time.

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RedHavok

Dec. 29, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) The structure of this game is the hardest part, you can see all the holes in logic but you can only get to them in a really indirect way, it's not intuitive

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RedHavok

Dec. 29, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Why am I losing points for destroying someones core argument?!

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RedHavok

Dec. 29, 2018

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pepetheduck

Dec. 26, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) HUMBUG!

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Happyplayer12345

Dec. 14, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I just love the nosense thing

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ea_the_best

Dec. 11, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Such a pearl, it never gets old

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GIJohnny

Dec. 09, 2018

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teynet

Dec. 09, 2018

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KingKaiden

Nov. 22, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) MORTALITY IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!

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mediafox7

Nov. 22, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Annnnnnnnnnddddddd Imma not voice the rest cause I wanna play this awesome game

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mediafox7

Nov. 22, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I spose if the question is how we should base our morals, there's no real answer I could give atm. You can't base it yourself soley, cause hey! We're fallible, and we could be wrong. But then if we're wrong, who's standard is that? Are their morals higher than our own? Though if we're not to judge then I spose the world could operate like that, though then we'd have no standards

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mediafox7

Nov. 22, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Just my own little pitch on philosophy here... (haven't played through the whole game yet as a forenote) I think on the whole, morality is a concept like time, where it doesn't really exist. It's rather a standard that we hold ourselves and others too. Though morality itself is something society has created. Hell, that we ourselves created to give deeper meanings to our actions. To feel better about the things we do. Like a kinda sticker you get when you do something right, the more you have (the more requirements you meet to your moral standards...) the better you are, be it to yourself or those around you. They do exist in the sense of our own standards and minds, (I know it's kinda sounding like Protagoras's argument rn, but it's not) however, it still leaves them in a grey area. As the short version, they really exist as an idea, kind of standard. Realizing as I write this I have a few holes and that I should be looking at this differently, but I'll get there....

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Cakedragon123

Nov. 09, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Wait hold on. Does everyone automatically learn English vocabulary and syntax in the afterlife to make it easier to talk to each other, or does everything they say just get magically translated to the person that the person is talking to if they don't speak the same language? The latter would make more sense, because who's to decide which language everyone should speak to each other in and also language is always changing, but if that's the case how can Kant still randomly speak in German, if, given that the latter explanation is correct, he already is speaking in German and we're just hearing it in English?

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lapidations

Nov. 06, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) The next game should be one about Accountancy xD

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lapidations

Nov. 06, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) This game seems awesome, but the first music with it's left-right sound wobbling is really distracting if you're using headphones

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jetjay197

Nov. 03, 2018

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speedmaster2

Oct. 28, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) this is not a spoiler its just part of chapter two where they say that the orginol sociacrats whent missing if you think about it abirtart the demon dude doesnt seem like an all knowing god of the knoldage dimention so i wonder is he socicrates

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speedmaster2

Oct. 28, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) YESS THIS FEELS SO MUCH LIKE phoenix wright im so ready to play this also when u lose every argument on purpose

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johnny4lulz

Oct. 21, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) also the conclusion was very well done

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johnny4lulz

Oct. 21, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) fantastic game beating the final chapter felt extremely satisfying

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DakotaSlash

Sep. 12, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I really like this game; it's clever, to the point, and it is based off of the Phoenix Wright series. My only problem is in the difficulty of the game. The difficulty doesn't come from the debates themselves, but in predicting the next train of thought Socrates will follow in a conversation. Because he's not accustomed to debate like many of the players are, I have to go out of my way to point out things that seem redundant such as Hobbes' natural state for mankind referring to what humans would be like without morality.

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3023550231

Sep. 08, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Am I the only one who nearly cried at the end? Oh wait, no, Protagoras nearly did too...

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SmolEmoBean

Aug. 16, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) "GODDAMMIT VOLTIARE, WERE YOU PLAYING WITH MATCHES AGAIN!?" XD

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SmolEmoBean

Aug. 16, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) this reminds me of ace attorney for some reason lol

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someoneorother

Aug. 03, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) The one time you are arguing against somebody whose face is a literal skull, "your face is ugly" is taken off the list of protests. NONSENSE!

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praveenraj

Jul. 14, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) well you can replay that lose against billy. He'll buy the repelent then(and game will end)

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pixie999

Jul. 12, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Maybe he should have bought that repelent?

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fgfredg1

Jul. 05, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) HAHA, the Ace Attorney similarities are completely NOT a coincidence, just ask for Backing at the 3rd sentence of "Rules That Promotes Happiness" (with Mill) and you'll see ;)

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Dark_Mark

Jun. 24, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) When the arbiter was being sassy and said "we all might as well become accountants" I couldn't resist saying "Your face is ugly". Felt pretty good.

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Anaaron

May. 30, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Incredible game. So impressed that a team of people, especially one as small as this, could come up with such a clever concept and actually produce a game that does it justice. The dialogue alone is masterful. Thank you for this altogether unexpected experience (I stumbled upon this in between looking for idle games...).

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XQ22

May. 16, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I like how the moral (pun not intended this time) of the game is that "Your Face is Ugly" is never, ever, a good argument.

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godofrock456

Apr. 19, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Kinda reminds me of the Ace Attorney games, even the name is similar; pro and ace being synonyms of each other. Plus the way nonsense is displayed similar to objection.

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author1407

Mar. 12, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Did NOT expect that. Amazing work. 12/10 would recommend.

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mugfugh

Feb. 28, 2018

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Spyrath

Feb. 26, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) *SPOILERS AHEAD* This was a great game, very refreshing to see new ideas. The fact that Socrates was the Arbiter was a bit obvious from the beginning, as he hadn't returned in ages (it was assumed he lived his life when he cheated death, so why wasn't he back after a few years?). The whole concept was a bit weird though. Everyone claimed to have the answer, yet no one managed to leave the place, and still most of the philosophers had an arrogant attitude. Socrates could've just asked what their opinions were and dismiss them instead of convincing them they were wrong. Anyway, amazing game. 5/5

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wolffeparke

Feb. 25, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Although this is one of the best games I've played in a while, I completely disagree with Socrates Jones. After all, the only thing he proved was that an answer COULD potentially be unfindable... not that it necessarily was... Still, 5/5!

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SupremeLordEnder

Feb. 24, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I saw the ending coming, and honestly, I've been going through some tough times recently, and this really helped. I'm starting to tear up now. Thank you. 5/5

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Spiritmon

Feb. 16, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) What a awesome and deep game. As someone who admires philosofy, that have a deep debate about morality, the meaning of that word. And for what the great thinkers seek: The Truth. Is there something as the Truth? Thank you, all the people who make this game. Its one of the best games I ever play here (and I play a lot). Thank you for making this great game. Thank you.

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cringyboy

Feb. 12, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) i didn't expect this game to be so smart, but it is

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tamanegisan

Jan. 18, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I played this game a few years ago but I had forgotten about it until I was looking through my playlist today. I replayed the game for nostalgia and now I remember why I gave this 5 stars, favorited, AND put this in my playlist. Not only was it educational, but also very deep and even really touching at the end. I will keep coming back to this no matter how many years go by.

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erdal51

Jan. 14, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I would love to see a larger version of this game, maybe one were you can talk to a crap ton of philosophers in general and question them.

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erdal51

Jan. 14, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Such a fun and great game!

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