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nalydw

Nov. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Oh wonderful, you broke the sovereign." had me laughing like the Arbiter for a moment there.

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shazeelawan

Nov. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @_@_@ uhhhh

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willia131

Nov. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I think my mind just broke. Oh well, back to mindless first person shooters.

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DoitsuSama

Nov. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah , it's confirmed , it's the best game I have ever been playing .

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DoitsuSama

Nov. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) BAMBI IS DANGEROUS

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loki1328

Nov. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I found this extremely gratifying. The opportunity to closely examine each part of an argument was very satisfying and I've never had a video game avatar say things so close to what I actually wanted him to say before.

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Dreddeth

Nov. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Morality is found in the circumference of the Mooooooooooooooon!

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elithemighty

Nov. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Enjoyed it very much. Thank you :)

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darthdan57

Nov. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I noticed that a good number of the comments were grouching about the fact that they never knew what the real end of a certain argument was except through the process of trial and error. I believe that this issue can be remedied rather simply: make an aspect from the final screen in an argument differ from all the rest. It doesn't matter if it's a large difference either. I would recommend simply changing the little arrow in the bottom right into something different is all. Wonderful game by the way, it provided a solid form of entertainment with its theories, arguments, presentations, and above all else, humor!

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Nero5000

Nov. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, that was stimulating, to say the least. Spent three whole hours of the early morning actually trying to figure out flaws and contradictions. Background music, character design, not so bad as well. It would be NONSENSE to say that this isn't the perfect intellectual adventure...but then again, perfection is elusive, ja?

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insanis

Nov. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game really looks like the ace attorney games

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nunya_624

Nov. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "My name is Socrates Jones and I am an imbecile!" <---Hobbes XD lol

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PastLife17

Nov. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Instead of playing that same music for the arguments, play the character's theme. I rather liked Hobbe's

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Shuaguin

Nov. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks god i had not to face Nietzsche. we i saw his name after Kant i was ready tto weep

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ravewarheit

Nov. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Should've made the Arbiter's bone helm a deer skull.

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LeafSpiderX

Nov. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Billy the salesman should move to Etria with his deer-repelling products, F2 to be exact

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Omnipotence1

Oct. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Arbiter: This is your last chance! Me: Your face is ugly! -dead- (I was so close)

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Larican

Oct. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ok,I‘m a fresh man.Maybe,have fun with you

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andyman119

Oct. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this blew my mind, by making me realize the very conclusion that you get led to by the end of the game is in fact the most likely answer, and it does it in true socratic style, by asking questions, this game has given me genuine insight, thank you to the whole team

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aceless

Oct. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Never tell the arbiter his face looks like a baboons backside...

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andyman119

Oct. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this is the single greates game I have ever seen, and also you should watch the philosophy tube let's play

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Riccardo33

Oct. 27, 2014

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PotatoTheWise

Oct. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) https://soundcloud.com/bleakprospects/sets/socrates-jones-ost There you go!

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MickTheCutter

Oct. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I just realized... that OVER HALF of us have facial hair.

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Vyc74

Oct. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So how about that Nietzsche DLC? You gotta give the brothers some of that eternal recurrence, son!

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BananaHammockXXL

Oct. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The soundtrack for this game is awesome. Is there any way I could get the track? If you uploaded it to itunes, I'd buy it. :)

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augustoman

Oct. 24, 2014

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ClaudeFaustus

Oct. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Deer repellent dude:Okay, this looks fun! The rest of them:PLEASE GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!!!!!!

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solarcloud7

Oct. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Classic game. so well done.

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RunesGod

Oct. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love this game. A few months after I beat it the first time, I played it again and paid more attention to the details. There's actually a reference to Ace Attorney as an example in this game with Jones thinking about how great a game it would make. I would really like a sequel or another game like this, but I don't think a sequel would have as interesting a plotline as this one.

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Developer response from ChiefWakamakamu

IS THAT A CHALLENGE? Hm. Plotlines, plotlines...

HeavyDuty

Oct. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) OK, it was hard enough to get to the Deer, but now I have yet got to the Q&A after the Deer.... G'ah! Reading!

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mastermind08

Oct. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Gr8 deb8 m8. I r8 8/8.

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sabbygamer

Oct. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I loved the end credits. Especially Kant trying out a beard. :)

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10crystalmask01

Oct. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I like seeing the looks on their faces when they've been wronged..lol

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Vyc74

Oct. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "My mother gave birth to twins. Myself, and FEAR!" Hobbes is so frickin' metal, i love it.

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cedrickthedoc

Oct. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Go. And. Reflect." Gotta love the Arbiter, eh?

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alanandjames14

Oct. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is one of the most well put together games I've ever played. So different, but so fun!

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simplemain

Oct. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) beating Hobbes was so satisfying. that face! XD

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FunghettAyu

Oct. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This was challenging! (In a good way.) Even though I'm not the brightest apple in the bunch, so I had to go get a walkthrough and I looked at it at least once every philosopher. (maybe more the more challenging they became, but that's a secret, shh) I'm proud to say, though, that I didn't need it with Billy! I guess that would've been worrying, huh. It was interesting and fun, nonetheless! (and may I say, I may have shed a tear when Ari said she put her life on the line for her dad.)

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DarkCsLs12

Oct. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Arbiter is so cute when he's happy. Look at those eyes. <3

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38383838

Oct. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is actually a pretty good introduction to basic philosophical schools and such, and I think that you are an awesome person for making this. Debate is great.

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littlemissmems

Oct. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *Taking notes...*

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chaos_sorcerer26

Sep. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Loved the in game reference to phoenix wright about a justice system where people are guilty untill proven otherwise :D Also one of the best games I've seen on kongregate, 5/5.

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Ziaf819

Sep. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love this so much bcoz the argument are a lot like Phoenix Wright!!!

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alelouya1

Sep. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) IT IS GREAT!The story is amazing, the dialogues where amazing and so was the theme! anyway GOOD JOB!

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woopwoop94

Sep. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) just completed the game... my head hurts :(

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spivee

Sep. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) but nonono the king is obliged to because the people have power over him, namely numbers, and bad kings are overuled, there is no contract, the people already have power, and handed over no responsibility in the process. I finally understand why it was so hard to disagree with Hobbes, it was because I agree with him.

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spivee

Sep. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) oh, no, ari is a reference to ariadne, the Arbiter refers to her by name.

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TarekN9

Sep. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Emmanuel Kant was one hell of a treat ! And his checklist !

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Eagle16

Sep. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I can't believe it took me this wrong to realize it. Ari is a reference to Aristotle. Also, I still love this game, months after playing it the first time.

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