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what we have here folks is the rare Bulgairian sticky shit you see in the summer it migrates to the ocean to find a mate it also thinks its a fish thank you for watching a walk on the shitty side narrated by me David Attenbrough (no offence Bulgaria)
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Shit storyline, Shit gameplay, Shit graphics. I cried more than the girl when you lose. Quite rocky in places. 0/100 would recommend
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If you read the description you will see what it is about, her last chance at life is the ocean, don't let the enemies make it to the ocean.
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I don't even care where the shit is coming from. Or going to, for that matter. All I care about is HOW THE HELL IS IT MOVING?
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I know it's juvenile but...I saw the title...then saw how literal that title is. 5/5. I also love how dramatic and serious the rest of the game is.
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I feel as if this experience, in some way, made me whole. I now am, before playing this game I wasn't. Everything came together for me. My life is complete.