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Hahaha yes!! Almost every country is infected now! As soon as i have them all i will unleash death upon them!! All i need is *China has closed its borders to prevent infection* *China closes its airports* *China closes its ports* GAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
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i think that it's funny when it says i can't infect anyone else but there do al doing stuff so you won't get infected!
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scientist 1: sir what will we call this virus? scientist 2: the billy mays virus. scientist 1: why that sir? scientist 2: because it causes hart attacks and sweating. scientist 1: .........................really.
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dear america: why do you shut down airports and shipyards when a virus causes vomiting, coughing, and sneezing like most do?
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We just discovered a vaccine to cure this epidemic!-10 hours later: Dang it mutated and is now immune to everything...
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why close schools , airports , and ports to prevent infection when everyone is already infected lol , wish there was a pandemic 3
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I named my disease "The Common Cold" and gave it symptoms to match. Cold 3, moisture 2, drug 4, with airborne transmission. Symptoms were coughing, fever, and sneezing. (If you wanna say I'm wrong, go ahead) I honestly didn't expect to do well, but I infected almost the entire world. (Western Europe and Madagascar got away without having to experience the shittiness this is a cold)
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I start in Madagascar , and wow am I happy, but guess what? I can't get the disease OUT of Madagscar -.- That's not even funny...
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Virus: Die President GREENLAND , Die!!! Obama: OH SH-T, BARNEY'S ON!! Assistant: Wait, what about the virus and the President GREENLAND being de-, OH SH-T , YOUR RIGHT, BARNEY'S ON!! Obama/Assistant: F--K YA!!!!!!
OBAMA DIED 3 REGIONS LATER BECAUSE HIS ASSISTANT HAD DIARRHEA IN HIS PANTS :)
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Clearly Madagascar released the virus. That's why they seal their borders quickly, so they can achieve World Domination.
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Someone played this game, and thought it would make a good movie. It is called "Infection" and in it hopefully Madagascar WILL DIE!!!!!
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WHAT?
I finished realistic mode in like 80 days, but earned no badge... I can't report an achievement as there is no way to prove it (after winning there is no place to take a screenie). RAGE!
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how it all started
Person 1: you guys hey do you know what would be funny
Person 2: what
Person 1: imagen making a super disease
Person 2: that would be so funny
Person 1: lets do it
Person 2: this is going to be great...
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Advisor to the Greenland President: Sir, excuse me, but don't you think we should start shutting things down to prevent infection?
President of Greenland: Hmmmm... I see people dying in the streets, Roger. People dying in the streets.... No, no let's just leave it as it i-OHHHH! Did you see that kid just trip? Ewwww... Some of his pus bubbles popped. Oh god, this is HILARIOUS!
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heavy metal is a parasite that nobody sees coming, your sitting there with your pop and hip hop when all of the sudden *BAM!* heavy metal hits you like a hammer and your infected, heavy metal never kills but only spreads, and soon, the world is headbanging.....this is truly pandemic 2