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I hate the monsters with a passion. There should be a mario set up so when you're sliding down something you don't get hurt by the monsters that suddenly appear >_<
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This game has tons of potential, but the funky controls and the really bad level design just makes it unenjoyable and frustrating.
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Will wait for idiot programmer to fix control keys. Seems I'm not the only one encountering eternal rightsies or leftsies. And where the hell is my "roll down hill when you crouch"... Fail!
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What the hell is wrong with the controls??? I runing normally and it sometimes suddenly stucks running to right or left side...
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@billead what are you usin the arrow keys for that you need them so badly.....Oh right porn in another window....Great job!
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Hey, if you want your own keys, just get some custom keymapping software and use that and switch back and forth.. I'm going to look into it, unless it requires a system restart :)
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thehappycamper, that's an awful retort. We're the players, they're the makers. The sprites are messed up, I don't understand why I duck under a bullet and still hits me, or why they decided to make 'S' jump.
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ugh, sorry, but controls are terrible, and it just seems like a stick man version of sonic the hedgehog games tp me the way that your character speeds up the longer you hold down the directional button, the way he runs up and down curved walls, and curls up into a ball and rolls when going down hills in a crouch. sorry, 1/5
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Can't believe I went through four years without rating this game. Considering how Fancy Pants made quite an impact on me, it's only fair to give it the rating it deserves. 5/5
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First hill you go down, if you press Down, you don't turn into a ball. You crouch and slam into 3 spiders like a dumbass. Seriously....
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Negative infinity out of five. This game is the worst game on Kong. I'd rather die 1,000 times in a day than play any of DrNeroCF's games.
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I grew into the flower of Game Over...STOP MOCKING ME, YOU GAME THAT IS AN OMEGA IDIOT WHEN IT COMES TO THE PLACING OF BINARY INSIDE YOU, THE GAME THAT IS THE OMEGA IDIOT!
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Now I can't even get up the thing! DrNeroCF is such an idiot at game designing. -_- I JUST WANT TO COMPLETE MY FIRST QUEST AND I CAN'T!
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WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING OVER AND OVER?!?!1?!1?11? I'm about completely fed up with this stupid game now. So at this point, I'm stuck with a case of "I'm-using-momentum-endlessly-so-I'm-stuck-in-a-loop-and-I-can't-get-out-of-it-because-of-a-stupid-glitch-itis." This is unbelievable! Dumb! Stupid! Idiotic! OUTRAGEOUSLY FOR DUMB PEOPLE WITH DUMB KEYBOARDS!
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Now I just respawned because I lost a life and there was the idiot glitch AGAIN, this time in reverse, so now I can't go right to continue the game while Fancy Pants is sprawled against the giant wall that is totally impossible to climb up. Either DrNeroCF really needs to work on his game designing or my keyboard is being stupid OR I need to keep slamming my palms against the keys at about 20 keys at once, and that's not promising WHEN YOU CAN'T MOVE AWAY FROM A WALL THAT'S 142.1 PIXELS HIGH. *faceplants face on computer desk*
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I was moving and then there was this idiot glitch and now I'm against a wall in the game and I can't go left to continue the game. If this keeps happening I'm never going to complete the Your First Quest quest, and I'm already Level (you see?)