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This game is frustrating enough but becomes impossibly annoying with controls that respond poorly. Cannot be chewed with BoTD
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The lack control mapping in this game means i am forced to use space to jump when the up arrow would be much better. because space is such a wide key it is not as responsive and therefore a bad choice for a game requiring fast reactions.
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Do some of the people here not realize that this game is supposed to be intentionally difficult with its controls? They're supposed to be slippery because he's a man made out of meat.
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this impossible badge is probably the easiest one of them all, just do the levels with band-aids, skip all the others that you can skip.
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Is the lack of an easy badge actually intentional because of the controls? Getting four damn band aids should not be that hard. And this game has no less than 3 badges.... rated 1
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god, its been a long time since I played this ... got all the badges back in 2010, and haven't been back since. Although, gotta say, it's nice to have a BoTD that isn't a 5-pointer - they should make more of them medium or hard badges - or even the occasional impossible *evil* :D
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TBH this game is not that hard and this is one of the easiest "impossible" badges out there, easily achievable within an hour. And the controls really aren't that bad. Patience is the key to victory. And just play the levels with band aids in them if you are here for that badge of the day.
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This game uses luck more than anything else. If this game game doesn't make you want to throw your computer at the wall after ten minutes then you are a saint.
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All Of You Need To Learn A Way To Not Get Angry, I Usually Only Got Pass Because I Wasn't Angry, Sure You Would Downvote This But I Dont Care.
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Now I don't automatically dislike games just because they're hard, but this one is not only hard, it's plain boring and bad. The only thing that actually makes this hard is the very bad controls. The really dangerous part of the buzzsaws for example is not that they kill you, but they they introduce so much lag the controls get even worse.
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Nice move titling the level "Oh come on..." In other words, you KNEW that level was crap when you made it. Because, hey, guess what: The challenge of this game isn't in the level design. It's in the horrible controls. You expect us to do the video game equivalent of threading a needle with a harpoon cannon. If there is a God, this will be the only game they let you play in Hell.
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What the actual FUQ is this nonsense. "we have no ideas for actual riddles or gameplay? - lets make the CONTROLS senselessly impossible to use and it will get hard to play! yay! all them yays!"
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StarGirl: I gave you a thumbs up. I don't think it's fair to down-vote someone who has a legitimate problem with any game.
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Who thumbed down my comments you know it's rude to just only do that to one person to all their comments you probably are gonna thumbs down this on too!!!
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At first when I firt played this game I was like "what..." "how do you control this?" because I'm always used to using w, a, s. and d!!!
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I think the guy goes to fast so he's hard to control and I think you should make it so the jump button is the up arrow key and so that you can use w, a ,s and d, otherwise this was a great game!!!
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It's sooooooooooooooooo inconsistent in it's jerky movements, getting band-aids might as well be impossible, cause RNG on how the character either doesn't move at all or shoots forward w/o regard to own life bugs the absolute shit out of me. It's hard b/c there is no skill required. Just luck.
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I wanted the badge but this is too GROSS! Had to quit after the 2nd lvl because it's totally disgusting and also too hard to play.
Jumping with the space bar is stupid when the up arrow is sitting unused.
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1 star for any game that pushes you to do perfect frame jumping, the rest doesnt matter anymore when you use bs mechanics like that...
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I despise with every bone in my body everyone who said "It's a good game. GIT GUD!" I got a better idea: Instead of telling people to "git gud," how about if these two schmucks actually MAKE something good. They want ME to give them money after all, and if a miserable broken P.O.S. like this is their sales pitch, I'd rather flush my money down a REAL toilet.