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beezy110

Jul. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Sell option please! + i you agree

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mikerulez101

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) does this remind anyone else of the sentinels in The Matrix?

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neil_jv

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) well this is a modern way of educating kids about the reproductive system....robots are sperms (which they do look like) the door is...well u know....mechs and turrets are contraceptive agents

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Creatureisland

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I definitely like that we have to collect metal rather than cash, since we are their last hope you'd think they wouldn't charge us for the stuff, so by having to collect metal it means they just don't have the materials for the parts.

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killergrapefruit

Oct. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Look, pal, you may be the only thing standing between humanity and its extinction, but I gotta eat. You're stuck with those crappy guns until you can cough up a few hundred thousand pounds of steel for a new gun."

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bazsi700

Feb. 07, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Only I have got Matrix 3 feeling?

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captaincowtj

Jan. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) In the future, we have lasers, homing turrets, flying drill rockets, insane flying robot sperm, but EMP takes OVER 9001 times longer to charge than it does now!

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Zerataul

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Way too easy, since there's no incentive to buy a single EMP part over saving up for a new weapon or turret. As soon as you have decent turrets and can shoot electricity, you can just point it at the entrance and move back and forth. I barely even used the repair. I recommend making less enemies, but more durable ones. I also recommend a limited amount of ammo before having to reload/recharge. The game just seemed to get easier as you got more upgrades, but rather it should get slight harder while the upgrades give you more options and conveniences. Also, make a hard mode.

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wallbeer

Mar. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Tip: in lvl 15 you have a boss again. that is a green laserblade shooting thing. you need to shoot at his laser blades he shoots away so they bounce back and after 3 times he will die.

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Dentasi

Jul. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I wish I got money from faling levels Im stuck now

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porkchop99

Jul. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) To beat the boss at wave 14, hit his blades back at him. Just use the level 2 weapons and aim right at them and they will fly back at him and kill him and allow you to kill him.

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blitzboy321

Jul. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how to beat boss at round 14? my attacks go straight through it!

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isayrawr

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You have been randomly selected to defend the front lines." If a randomly selected citizen can pilot a robot so well, how come the trained soldiers didn't stand a chance?

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capt_indecisive

May. 06, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I think we all know Cart Boy is the true hero of this story.

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Haloinater

May. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) option to change graphics quality would really help. it seems to lack really bad when i try to play but i cant still work through it. usually, a lower graphic quality fixes lag so im sure anyone with the same problem wants graphic options too.

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axlostxfriend

Apr. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Extremely good to waste time, and to have fun

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OwlofChaos

Apr. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Look Maa, No Hands, I'm on Auto Pilot.......

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bludead

Apr. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Flying robot #1 : head straight for the door! Flying robot #2 : NO! I HAVE to do a loop the loop first!!

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Flamabalistic

Dec. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) so THAT'S what the jump is for XD

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905cheetah

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) There is a bug with the boss that shoots the big green disc I had one left over and it stayed at the left of the room for the rest of the levels which isn't too big of a problem but, it did absorb a lot of my guys attacks when I shot that way. (Great game though! I did still win)

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Kreuger45

Mar. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) nvm i just realized i had to hit its bullets until they reflect back

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Dagbeyege

Oct. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) nice game it can be a great game later but you need to add more upgrades like mini emp to stun all robots for 10 second and make things like mercenary robots to help you more than turrets and make 2 endings it can be greater with them + if you agree

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Tslay3r

Feb. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) anyone went as soon as he started new game: WERE THE F*** IS THE DENIE BUTTON

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AWSMAN11

May. 12, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) cant help but feel like this is the matrix inspired.

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RevanFan01

Jan. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) They should use the Effing Worm instead of a little bot! (+) if you want the worm!

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nicolajsej123

Oct. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Its a really great game, can you make a Effing machines 2?

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lucifer27

Feb. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I kind of like how the system for currency actually makes sense. Using scrap metal to upgrade the mech makes more sense then paying some guy money to do it for you.

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aaryankadam

Jan. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) you become almost invincible near the end. Tht's when it gets to monotonous.

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alexmage

Nov. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) its something from matrix but its k just as ppl tend to say it stoo repetitve and EASY i mean i am writting this while i left my robot to shitt spawn point and collector to get metal

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xXNYO_WINDEXISXx

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sure, put a single man against more than 20,000 Effingmachines and see what happens.

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dclow4

Sep. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) forget my last comment more robots would just make things way too difficult but i still think you should get more scrap metal from robots. plus maybe another upgrade or 2 for the fortification and that thing that makes the robots weaker. add a + to this if you agree.

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unknown555

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gee we were randomly selected after everyone else was killed... how issit randomly selected when theres only me to choose from :O

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Baumstumpf

Sep. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) First get turret, then always keep mainweapon and turret high, don't upgrade anything else early. Don't heal if not really needed (try without heal, if you die, heal). Nad the Heal: It always only heals 10% of you original health, so if oyu have +280% armor and you are a halth, then you need to heal 19 times.

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tylerrocket5

Sep. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I stand under their entrance point with the rockets. Very effective with little cart dude. :)

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jacobghawk

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it would be better wen u game over u keep all the scrap u collected so u dont do it again (game over)

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WazzUpDogz

Aug. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Studies have shown that lazers are 30% more effective than bullets. you sure its 30%?

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channon1200

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) make a freeze-ray, causes no much damage but freeze enemys for a seconds, + with your want a freeze-ray!

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Wargod10

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Won't the emp disable the mech as well?

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charizard300

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Boss robot: There's a dude in a mech suit and 2 turrets firing at us as we try to break through the wall? What? Spend an entire 5 SECONDS DISABLING THEM? Are you insane? Just keep charging at the wall, surely those insanely powerful weapons won't pose a threat to us...

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sporerocks

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i wonder if another civilian got a message saying "hey random person you are going to be the hero of the games cart boy" good game 4/5 P.S. don't get why there is a jump button

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Skawwystormkomn

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was telling my brother about Matrix Revolutions, and then I play this game. I thought it was kind of like it, then I saw the cart boy, and it gave it away :D love ya Kongregate

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UnleasherOfDoom

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wave 15: the boss is unshootable?

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jadkni

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gets so stupid-easy once you have the last gun. That thing can basically kill the entire wave and let nothing hit the door all on its' own.

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Symbiosis

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Someones favorite movie was "The Matrix"

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LeonidasKing

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this isnt fair for the robots if you got the thor cannon, they should have a chance to kill the humans :P

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FeeOhNah

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love the game but late on the levels go on a bit too long and I start to get bored. More upgrades would be good, like another robot to help you or a robot that automatically picks up the scrap metal. Overall a good game!

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BIGDADAA

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i think the turrets in this game do their job the best than any other game

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dragonslayer1996

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hmmmmm the bacteria must have taken a gigantic evolutionairy step to destroy scrap metal in under a minute.

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cybertron86

Jul. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) deg93 the a-hole who is demanding scrap metal probably needs scrap metal to make those repairs,weapons,turrets, and emp parts. i also have and idea for a new enemy, a robot that stun your mech, and one that make you attack the hatch.

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agrospider

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow no creativity in game development. I will credit the lack of bugs and graphics, but its too much of a Matrix rip-off. 2/5

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