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I can imagine the news reports now..."Thank you John. Now we have interrupted your shows to bring you this special news report. A giant worm that looks like crap has started to eat every one. In just 5 minutes it ate 234 and a half people. The army is on the way to kill it. What started this massacre? The worm ate a cow. We urge you the public to...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
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sir the worm has been spotted but its little cute and fluffy should we terminate it? commander:no....wait *1 month later* soldier:SIR THE WORM HAS BEEN SPOTTED WE ARE LOOSING MEN FAST! HES GROWN TO THE SIZE OF OF THE SKY! *worm comes over and grabs soldiers leg* soldier:HOLY SH-*gets pulled out of building and underground*
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can you fix the glich where THE WORM JUST STOPS AND SPINS IN CIRCLES INTO EVERY SINGLE MINE ON THE MAP?????????????????
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*Soldier:"Sir, the worm now has giant teeth, razor-sharp spikes, wings, and could stretch from here to Hong Kong. Should we evacuate the cows?"
Commander:"Naaah."
*Soldier:"So where is this little worm the guys were talking about? I wonder where it could be- HOLY CR- *dies*
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matthewg2: This game does have upgrades.So why are you saying it needs upgrades?
Answer: It didn't used to have upgrades until the creator read the comments and added them in.
'+' so anyone wondering why people said that even though there is now can know.
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there is good and bad news. the good news is kingkong was defeated. the bad news is it was defeated by a giant evil worm.
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I think that a bomber jet should at least register as a kill for the upgrade counter, i mean what would be so bad about that huh?
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I think that the tunnels you make should stay for longer, and if you use them you should get a speed boost. The most used tunnels should stay for ages, and maybe the stick people will dig down and create barricades, plant land mines etc.? Or maybe even you find some Chilean miners!
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after 5 seconds of running from a monster worm that just ater your wife, it has to be safe cause the music stops those guys are effing idiots
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you may have a sign with a peace logo on it, but i have HUGE teeth, Spikes Wings and A HUGE ASS BODY! Im Gonna eat ya'll up!
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most amazing part to this game isnt that you can fly or there is seethrough dirt, its that even though you have a giant tail, people are uberstrong and cant be crushed by it
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HAHAHA! GREAT! but Y DO THEY WANNA HURT MY WORMY!?!?!?!? hes only trying 2 EAT EVERYBODY! is that rlly such a bad thing?
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sorry but i cant take this game seriously when in the first few levels soldiers ride around on cows. :L great game though!