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Teh tard owl was liek all "RAAAWWWRRR!" And I was liek all "AAARRRGGGHHH!" And then teh laz0r went "PSHAAAOOOW!" And teh tard owl died. Poor Tard Owl.
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Oh look! Another of these totally pointless launch games. At least the graphics are pretty and there's topless girls, but seriously, what is the point? This genre has been done to death.
Also, way too easy, but I guess brevity is wit, right?
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dude i get it now a bird trippen off of battery-acid wile drunk trying to migrate and the red thing would be speed or coke cane. and i for the love god what happed to the owls that broke its neck
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VERY bad game.. i try clicking to get more stamina but it DOESNT WORK... SAD (i click at around 1 click/milisecond)... i guess this game doesn't support people with fast trigger fingers, seeing how you can only get 1% stamina per 2 seconds, dumb game, dumb developer, 0/5
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dude I get it now it's a bird that is tripping off of battery-acid OR DRUNK HUNT REVENGE........ ..... ,,,, and this was way to easy i got it on my first try.
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One bird. One Forest. 1000 Deadly-Helicopters-Shooting-Pellets-Of-Mass-Destruction. One Mission; to get a drink and dancing jugs.
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I don't understand your fascination with invisible walls. This and Fly Hard both have these stupid invisible walls that don't need to be there. Ask the guy who made Hedgehog Launch how to do it if the problem is that you just don't understand how to make an infinite edge.
Beyond that, the mouse controls are pretty bad. The central point is too high, so trying to fly low is really difficult, and flying high gets you an annoying "GO LOWER!!" message screaming at you every other second. I realize that there are keyboard controls I haven't tried yet, but if you're going to add mouse controls, make them intuitive. The central point should be wherever the bird is at the moment.
Also this game is hardly a good timewaster. Stop making "upgrade to get X miles away" games, you haven't brought anything to the genre in two tries. Do something else.
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"It says so right here in your personnel file: unlikeable. A bitter unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny too."
-GLaDOS
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4/5, didn't find the intro funny at all, and the sound when you have to land is horrid on the ears, but it's a solid game, the music is good, the upgrades may be a bit cheap concerning how easy it is to get money, but other than that solid gameplay.