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The Story of Dave the Drunk: So i was just trolling along on my laptop when out of no where my beer hit me in the face. i said" Why beer what did i do to you?" the beer was about to push me into the elevator wall when it opened. Bam my head was like aaah snap. it started to drag me along the wall when i got to the floor level i walked out the door with no beer in sight. i started to walk down the stairs and he pushed me with an ounce of life in me.(aka 1hp)
but no i stood up and said "No beer! NO MORE!" now i broke him open and let all his blood beer leak he said...his last words were..."High Five" The End.
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who the hell jumps head first every single time they jump. Im tired of my dumb guy taking a dive straight into the cement head first every time i have to get over an object.
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I jumped off a building and lived. I fell dow a sewer grate and lived. I drank enough beer to kill an elephant and lived. I tripped and I died.
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don't like part of your body? *dizzy* "ugh. my arm looks blurry. i hate it." well you can lose it now! just use the elevator door! *comercial music*