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Lol i haven't even gotten past the first whole int he ground. and I found that the fastes and least health consuming way to get out of the starting room is to belly flop onto the concrete while chugging a beer on the way down- 18 HP!!
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OMG my guy jumped out window did splits and his nuts hit the stairs and head and drank beer and lived! and try 2 i fell through elevator!
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on the first attempt i died in the elevator door! the second attempt, i got up to the second floor then got my arm stuck in the elevator door i lost half my health then as i tried to escape my was flung back head first into the elevator door... killing me instantly. on the third attempt i screwed all sense of sanity and jumped out the window... landed then fell unconscious... this is proof that jumping out of a window is far safer than taking the elevator, elevators are ruthless killers preying on drunk men and women... dont let them fool you people, THEY ARE EVIL!!!
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NEWS-FLASH
hundreds of drunk people have been found dead this morning!
It was said that they jumped out of buildings, fell down flights of stairs, impaled themselves on sidewalks and poles and fell into the sewers.
also killed was an 89 year old woman who died of a heart attack after opening the elevator to find dead bodies flowing out. Goodnight
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WARNING ITS THE ENG OF THE WORLD BOTTLES WILL KILL US OH WIAT BOTTLES IS GOOD BUT HUMAN IS BAD BOTTLES KILLING HUMAN BY HUMAND FOLT??? XD
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wow i denced when i spawned in accsident jumped from window then stairs but i was still a live then i go sewer i forgot how to jump i press W and died O_o
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i was in elevetor wanted to see room 2 i was goin 2 then next stop down i go <<<<< then my leg stuck then my head many blood :D
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...ok so i jump out of a 2 story building land on my head 80 healths fall down to flights of stairs 75 health run into a trash can... instant death... what?
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i jump out of a 2 story window and end up perfectly fine, but when i fall down 2 steps i drop dead. makes perfect sense, i think?