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i want a motorcycle, a gun, heroin, the ability to go into withdrawal, meth pipes left on the sidewalk, hobos that pop out of trash cans and knock you down, some sort of lady gaga is a man easter egg, a welterweight, a trampoline, a very tall office building, strapping rockets onto my back, banana peels, bar fights, puke (extra points for headshots :) ) the ablility to forget what happened last night ( too much beer and you pass out waking up somewhere else) teabag unconcious stick men, aim your beer bottle when you throw it, smash beer bottles over your own head, eh, ill think of some more.
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Dear children, now, if you die, you can jsut press the revive button beside the music name. Also, you may drop from a 1 and 1/2 story pole and hit your head, and survive, then walk and get your beer!
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"Hey dude"
"Yeah dude?"
"I'm WAAYY to drunk to drive"
"oh its cool dude well just take the 2 story leap of death"
"oh yeah that's right cause beer will protect us!"