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I jumped out the 3rd story window and died but then i got a beer and came back alive, i survived and then i got to the end :)
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dear children, now you know why you shoudn't drink alcohal and or beer...
you will die over nine thousand times before you get home
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i got bashed off the window kinda holder and i had a beer and i got bashed in the elevator so my hgead was stuck in the floor of the elvator
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i was at the highest point in the building and the elevator blasted me all around the room and out the window and i landed on a beer
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news:a man died by jumping out of his office.grabbing a beer bottle.also he drank the beer and collided.and slided then.into antoher beer bottle.he drak it when dead.and got reincarnated.
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news: a guy fell out of a 2nd floor with a bear bottle and he was drinking it and hit his body on the stairs and lived becuase of bear! (LOOOOL)
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I jumped in the elavator it went to the top floor and I got out but the door closed before I got and and I went flying out a window O.e
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1. Went to 3rd floor
2. jumped out of window and died
3. bounced off of stairs to a drink
4. came back to life
No lie O_O
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i walked into the door when the elevator was higher than me and then i squished through and then i stood there alive at the bottom of the shaft not in the elevator and then i got smashed by the elevator and appeared inside!!!!
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this game has really, REALLY messed up physics. how can you gesticulate when you're DEAD?!?!?21?1?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1?!?!
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I got the beer next to the manhole, and after i drank it i was hoppin around, bangin my head on the ground every time. When i finally stopped i jumped over the manhole, banged my knee on the side of an outcrop, died, then fell down the manhole