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Sir, we lost 3 of our communication satellites!' - 'How is that possible? Was it the Russians? The Chinese? Aliens?!' - 'Uhm, no, Sir, according to our sensors it was a kid in a cardboard box...
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Whoa, the kid survived re-entry to earth with just some plexi glass and cardboard!? Guess NASA should redesign their heat shields.
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He started as just an 8 year old kid. But with a knowledge of aerodynamics and materials, he turned into the most dangerous thing in the air space.
he is billy.
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Secritary: Mr. Mayor, a kid with a flying egg and a mounted gun on a flying cardboard box who is trying to destroy the moon to get rid of wherewolves and is being shot down by other kids just faceplanted here and dosen't have a scratch! Mayor: THEN GIVE HIM $1356 YOU IDIOT! Sectitary: But sir- Mayor: I SAID GIVE HIM $1356!
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i went up into space and I couldve sworn i saw a meteor the size of madagascar hit the U.S but you know it couldve just been me.
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youd think that someone with asmuch knowledge of space and aerodynamics would realize what would happen if the moon was gone...
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This kid can create a space-faring vehicle out of cardboard, clone dragons, and create a machine gun capable of destroying the moon. No wonder everyone is trying to kill him.
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U.S.A. > Canada > Russia > Turkey > Japan > Phillipines > Brazil > Mexico > U.S.A
What kind of crazy, world-traversing craft is this kid using? I must know!
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Great game, shame there is not an achievement (medium or hard) for getting all of the upgrades or medals in the game. 10/10. NASA.
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At the beginning I thought it was an adorable story about a boy with an overactive imagination. No, it's the story of a boy who is extremely awesome.
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Sadly, our poor Billy did not realise that destroying the moon would result in a severe destabilisation of the earth's rotation, causing all life to die out in a couple of years.
Oh well, at least there are no more werewolves
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Honey, our son just launched himself into Tom's yard out of that slingshot" "Well we can't stay here, we need to bring the house and the slingshot to him!
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In a world of dragons, packs of roving nuclear missiles, and swarms of flying children armed with machine-guns, I think werewolves should be the least of this kid's worries.
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I remember when I was a young boy, circumnavigating the globe in an afternoon in my cardboard box, blowing up the moon with my faithful pet dragon by my side.
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Marine: Sir! It appears that a small child is flying around the top of the atmosphere in a cardboard box. What will we do?
Commander: FIRE THE MISSILES!
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Upon collision with a random balloon floating in the air, Billy was launched some 30000 ft into the air. Where he subsequently broke through the atmosphere.
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I think I need study a little more Geography... When I was travelling around the Earth I thought I was flying over the Africa, when I got to Brazil... I obviously need to get some new maps.... xD
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So, he goes from the US to canada to russia, and then back to holland to reach japan via turkey? Dude could have saved a couple thousand kilometres if he checked the map...