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My friends grandma used to live in Colorado and she got bitten by a vampire. That's how she got herpes. True story, brah.
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Putting the comedy and game aside, I did feel a sentimental aspect in the story; our main character was born a human, and forced to pretend to be a vampire until he was discovered. Then he was thrown into the human world, which supposedly he was not to disoriented of a position.
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if the kid knows karate why didnt he beat me up he just gave me money i mean srsly i didnt even see him fight he looks like a dork
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...so. i killed the snake with the cross, say i would catch a girl from a 5 feet drop-but dont catch her.. and she loves me? time to go test that theory *runs outside with vampire snake*
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