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Me: *Plays with toys with the zombie, teaches him the difference between life and death, gives him four pets, shows him he can satisfy his cravings with lollipops and fruit, and shares a chocolate bar with him, names him "Bud", comes to the conclusion that maybe we can give the zombies lots of food until they're happy and put them all in a zoo with lots of food and toys to stop them from killing everyone* :D
Captain Wood: *Shoots Bud*
Me: YOU MOTHER****** I WILL **** YOUR **** SO BAD YOU'LL ***** YOUR ***** AND **** UNTIL YOUR **** CAN'T **** NO MORE SO YOU'LL HAVE TO **** SIDEWAYS!!!!!!!
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bio962, "Today I accidentally killed the last zombie in the world. The apocalypse is over. I failed to study them all, but we are now safe."
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Scientist "intimidation is a way to cope with fear"
Zombie "tries killing someone"
Everybody everywhere "IT'S TRYING TO KILL US ALL"
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day 2: today i've decided to spend most of my time searching for a log and a paper, then i stabbed his leg for.........research......purposes.
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I love how you learn that the tiniest of scratches is dangerous with zombies around and the next thing you do is proceed to put headphones on an angry zombie that doesn't have its hands restrained, topped off with some boxing in its face.
"I'm a scientist; trust me when I say: wearing latex gloves makes me invincible."
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me when a zombie is half aggressive vs others
them: oh my they are half aggressive i should kill them or improve their mood
me: only half aggressive well lets get more shooting
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Day 563: So i found out that zombies are retarded and don't know how to use guns, I l l r e m e m b e r t o n o t e t h a t
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The problem is you only discover the reactions to use the most of them once and only repeat a few ones useful to change attitudes. In a sequel there should be the Doctor Tyler' Zombie Circus where you perform advanced reactions in given order in limited number of actions. Story mode and blitz mode.
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I'm probably missing something that is obvious: I researched an item to obtain it. It has the capacity to be further researched (for what is required to get the different reactions), but I didn't have enough RP at that moment to do further research. When I leave the research thing to continue experimenting, I go back and I don't see a way to further research. Am I out of luck on that?
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Day 150.. no, 153... I don't.. rem..emb..e r. After kill all the days passed... no food, no water... my only escape is... live as one of they...