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Bizhub

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) How bad did you have to be for Santa to skip the coal and shove horrifying nightmares into your presents?!

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35kdog

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Doesn't Santa have other houses to go to?

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Eternalnite

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Those dang babies!

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35kdog

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Santa has decided not to give anyone coal, so he's giving them murderous toys!

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pwned1449

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) *After that story* "Honny, presents! That year, santa's not gonna be evil like last year :)" "Ah shit, so what i'm gonna do with my new shotgun?"

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luisian320

Dec. 22, 2010

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JJMGuy

Dec. 22, 2010

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koolkat

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) those jack-in-the-box robots are creepy!

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suburbsniper

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i hope i dont have anyy presents twice thiis year

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zaliphone

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Some times I see the doll with the knife and in my head I say, "How come I never got a Suzy-Stabs-a-Lot?"

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Invis

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) always have a weaponon christmas kids

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sagi123

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) from now on i hame a nerf gun beside me cuz you never now wat will hapend

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NotJack

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game ruined my night last night. I was sitting at home, watching TV, getting along with my roommates when, BAM, I run into this game. Next thing I know, I'm finishing this game at midnight and can't go to sleep for the next 3 hours u_u 4/5 [Full screen issues, room for improvement, e.g. picture and explanation of the weapons and creeps (speed, HP, etc)]

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Drew

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Ive got a novel idea, how about shooting the presents before they open?

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regularshow

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Im so glad he didnt ask for a chuck norris action figure

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tommy2468

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) how the hell do you change from stupid fist to bat???

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RedAznApple123

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome game which deserves at least a 4/5 Although I don't get how the water gun can inflict more damage with its attacks rather than the BB gun. lol

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Gandalior

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) For God sake, thanks that this kid didnt ask for a Turbo-Man

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badwarman

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) apperently, santa wants timmy to die.

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Andreas313

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I keep clicking abort but the babies wont stop coming!

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mdk_777

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Really who ever heard of self openng christmas gifts it taks all the fun of opening up the demon toys yourslef

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andreycalvo

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 2nd morale of the story: don't deny your presents

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jake6236

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) finaly a game thats good 2 punch babies

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AcidRainne

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) SO disturbing

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moei2

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Timmy: Oh my god! I am freaking out! what do we do? Dad: Don't worry. I think my insurance covers this.

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mdk_777

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I noticed this kid has some weird things on his wishlist mom: do you want an xbox for christmas? timmy: no I would much rather have a punch

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piecheese

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) cars are a bit too fast in the timmy levels, once i went througth with almost half of them spawning as cars and i died with 3 presents and about5 enemies, when there only was one car i ended up with a almost full weapon and 3 enemies.

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Zeronimore

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Hey mom! thanks for a baseball bat! -smacks infant poltergift in the head- DIE ZOMBIE!

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Egames

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Wouldn't expect anything better than the same person who brought you Road of the dead!

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a3lex33

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) -"Timmy? What are you doing there? Oh wait, presents!!!" -"NO, FATHER, NO!!!!" -"Why should not i open this gi-"

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k978995

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This kids parents need 2 talk to a therapist...

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trogizzle

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I don't understand what buying stuff does...

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radobal

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "So Timmy what do you want for christmas ?" "Upgraded fists"

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Lordener

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) funny these are the puppet i have ever want and never get now i know where they are!

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Descri

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I would like to be able to hold more then one weapon, you know, have the kid like glee of hoarding my gifts in order to smash things.

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crsunlimited

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It would be nice if my fully upgraded punch was more effective on waves after Mommy gets up. When the robots start coming it makes me question why I even bothered upgrading all of Timmy's things when they are useless against robots. There needs to be more balance. Perhaps more punch upgrades on Mommy and Daddy's lists would round it out better.

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Drew

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love the menu screens and upgrade screens

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chocobo24

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Only newgrounds can make a game as demented as this i mean jezz this kid must have been a mass murderer off freaking america or at least a genocidal maniac..... though it is an awesome game 5/5 but things could cost a little less

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Apa649

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "MOM!...HELP!!" POW..Pow..pow"I need help mom!" Wroom!! "Shut up Timmy I'm trying to sleep." "HMPH! OK mom!" *Loads BB-Gun Smack! Dad can you help me? "Sure Timmy Ill be coming down soon..." #4 hours later...# "Honey...! Take all Timmys gifts were going to donate them away!" "Why?" Stares Timmys dead body...

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Nopp

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I would be scarred for life if I was Timmy

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Nitewolf

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Fun time waster, however it get's way too luck-based after 4:00. Still a good game though.

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godzillabbq

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) zzzzzz

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zalanar

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Because he'll be able to punch people for real and take their money, just like his dad. Don't they grow up fast?

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mariokart98

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Wow lucky kid getting so many presents

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steinnlogi

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) What do you want for christmas Timmy? I want punches that cost 400$

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death63

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i kept on dying to see all the deaths! how the hecj does a KID survive all that anyway?

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Godsofwar

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) it reminds me of Chucky

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Herson100

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Why does he get so many of the same gifts? he gets tons of dolls!

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neotechs

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) why does timmy want fists for christmas?

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Icy_Blaze

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) what I find ironic about Santa is that if you mess around with the letters you get Satan. Kinda obvious I know but it would explain a lot for this game.

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