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i took till lvl 36 and he said i call myself a soldier? wtf is it's problem
actually i want to upgrade the wall or new weapons
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*Germans* "How the fack dos the Americane blow tank up with unt goddendamn machine gun?"
*German Soldier* "I think it is because our tanks are made of popsicle sticks, sir."
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German commander: What the hell keeps hitting us?
soldier: uhh i think its that american up top there
German commander: SEND THE TANKS IN!
*american blows up tank
German commander: How the-? How did he take out my tank?
another soldier: sir he's using a M1 garand!
German commander: Figures, americans and their **** nuclear bullets >:{ OVERWHELM HIM LIKE DA CHINESE!
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General: Alright soldier, we've hidden high value documents in that house. Go shoot any Germans that come near it. Soldier: Yes sir! and what are the documents for sir? General: What else? they're documents on weapons we keep selling to you!
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Sir we've hidden highly sensitive documents in an undercover base and we need you to protect it. *looks at nearby battlements* Oh so you hid it in that well defended base? No sir....we hid them in that bright pink house....Hitler will never discover us.
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"sir,goddam it send reinforcement" "why should i this one man is holding the fort" "but sir"
"OH SHUT THE **** YOU *******"
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and u call urself a soldier...........Uh, yeah. cuz all u did was sit on ur butt in the house and not even return fire. WHAT NOW!!!!!!!
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"sir there appears to be one little solider shooting at us" "so...?" "so?! were losing men" "so...?" "sir why don't we go AROUND the wall?" "so...?"
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"Sir there's a soldier killing all of our men!" "Send more then!" "But he's killing almost every one..." "Send the next wave to that house!" "Why don't we just shoot at him... not the house....."
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Nice Game.But...How are they planning to get the documments if they destroy the house?And,after destroying 75% of the nazi army I can't be called a soldier.I see.
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Not very good tacticians, the Germans, are they? "So gentlemen, there is a known sniper on the hill by the house, shall we send a squad to take him out?" "No, send in more people, I'm sure that will work better"
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Are the top comments even logical? When you lose you see that the house contains top secret documents. I'll give it a 3/5, maybe could need some more upgrades and more soldier types.