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@aronzei: This is what actually happens, but for the individual sperm the gauntlet is much much worse. On the other hand there are betwen 40 million and 1200 million of them per time. (Yes, I googled it, eat _that_ pr0n filters.) The numbers are staggering.
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Gettin' out of the screen by a pixel is the best contraception method. 100% effective, you just have to play and all tadpoles die!
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Your score submission is kinda broken. It says I got 700,000
Also, what are the green and red things meant to represent?
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Protip: hold the left-mouse button down and Flash player will recognise its position even when moved outside the frame.
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I feel like I've played something similar to this when I was younger, MUCH younger. I can really see myself in this game. A lot of hard work must have gone into making this vision.
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Setting aside the somewhat... odd premise, can I just say that I love the opponent levels? It's like a timer, but better, because you can mess with it.
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Little boy: "Daddy why does he tadpole have to get to an egg?"
Dad to himself: "I ain't ready for "the talk" yet, dang Them stupid games."
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Is nice how it is called TadPole to ease people into the game and in the Instructions u suddenly are asked to mouse over the SpermaZoon. Those who still thought that was actually was a TadPole are now feeling mighty confused. Nice cute little game though :).
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Remember kids: In real life the it requires an assault of many sperm to break down the corona sufficiently enough to let one sperm get through to the egg...
Thus being first = you won't be born
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Helpful hint: Eggs are bouncy. You can on many levels find an easier answer by pushing a block into the egg, and then waiting. The egg will hit the opposite wall and bounce back, which will push the obstruction slowly back out until you have enough room to sneak through.
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Oh god, so many sarcastic comments are bouncing around in my head right now. All I can say for sure is that you have to be careful with games like this right here; you've probably set attitudes towards protection back by about 10 years. "Do you have a condom?" "No, but it's cool, there's no way my sperm will make it past level 26..."