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why the hell am i only having six or so customers a day and why am i the only person that works here? worst burger place ever.
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So it's alright for thin people to eat burgers with no veg every day (very unhealthy) but it's not ok if you're fat? Commenters -_-
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Okay, after about 5 levels I had to say to myself "what the hell... I'm not a McDonalds employee... what the hell am I even doing this crap for???" Seriously, this is like training yourself to work at McDonalds for fun... umm okay if thats your idea of fun.
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The heat lamp should slow down the cooling rate of the burgers, while also preventing the thermometer from dropping below the halfway point. A real heat lamp will keep burgers at a constant temperature! Improving it will make it worth buying.
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Bottom bun, meat, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese, mayo, top bun.
"Would you like anything else?!"
"Yeah but the list is too short."
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I know that theres gotta be another One thousand,three hundred thirty-seven comments about this, but the mayo doesn't look very...non-semen-y.
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"Hello, may I take your order?"...."Yes I would like a bun, lettuce, pickle, mayo, medium patty, pickle, mustard, medium patty, lettuce please. I will be grading you, thanks."
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*IF THIS WAS A REAL BURGER RESTAURANT!*
Customer: Can i have a rare burger with mayo on top and then a medium burger then some cheese... then more mayo then some bbq then another burger on top?
Generic Worker: ... this is a Burger restruant NOT your Mums house, im not *Blaming!* doing that! I have to run everything in this place myself, and all i get paid is tips, then more and more and BLAMING more customers like YOU! Come in and order this shit, look at my queue! Look at that wall, look at all the posters... i bought them to help make more money, because if i dont, i dont get much for tips. Now just order from this menu right HERE... im not cooking what you would like untill i get some extra help around here. Dont you see we are a few men/ women short?!
Customer: ... in that case ill just have a regular...
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HAHA, If you give the fat "big pauly" 8 times a burger with 8 pellets of meat and 8 times cheese instead of 3 cheese and 3 meat... he is still happy! im dying of laugher... xD
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Needs an option to cancel when you put the top bun on. Would like if you could toggle a random-things-between-buns-mode. And I think, in your next game you should play a doctor who saves the fat people who almost died from consuming burgers and pizzas daily.
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hey wally my man man hows it going you want the usual!
nope i want a bun mayo etc.
wth man your order made the burgers burn and you got the same damn thing
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Big Pauly: Okay, I want bun, medium burger, cheese, medium burger, cheese medium burger, cheese, mayo and top bun.
Me: Erm...sir?
Big Pauly: And I'm going to give you no more than $2.00 for that, because I'm cheap AND fat.
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I felt very lucky to work at a grocery store during high school instead of a fast-food joint. I'm not going to reverse that luck by pretending to work at one now!