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I *almost* enjoyed earning this badge today by seeing how fast I could boot those customers out the door. Step one: a couple quick sharts of batter into the cups. Step two: whizz right by the oven, completely ignoring it. Step three: make two big spires of chocolate frosting by just spazzing out on the mouse. Step four: Hand the customer what looks like two cups of dog poop and watch them grimace and tisk a finger at you. Hey, they always come back for more! Masochists, every last one of them.
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It's funny how in the first papa games the comments were actually about the game, how it could be improved, funny stuff that happen etc. Now we are just angry with this whole situation. When will they understand we don't want any more of these games?
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I wish they made an entire week devoted to papa games and medium badges. The amount of salt I would witness would be godlike.
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When these stupid papas games are the BotD, it makes me not want to come back to Kongregate at all........ and yet I will, lol
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...As it turns out this is just a really fancy wrapper for a hidden cryptominer. Every cherry is another hash on the chain.
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Sigh. Playing this for the badge just reminds me how I enjoyed Papa's Pizzaria all those years ago, back before the whole thing got run into the ground.
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I played this for the Badge. I've always had a soft spot for the "Papa" games despite their quirks (the only one I really don't like so far is the pizza one with the scoring bug, IIRC), but this one might be my favorite so far.
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People. PEOPLE! Man up! Get the ghadhammed BADGE, then get out!
It's what we do.
It's what we have to do.
Sit through the worthless cutscenes.
Sit through the laborious ordering process, while food is burning in the "kitchen".
We don't have to like it. We have to get through it.
It's what we do.
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@GuriSeboso I also came for the BotD. And like @TheRealPip I tried to serve unbaked batter with splattered frosting. I served six before leaving a 1-star on the counter.
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Daily BOTD for me going on two years. Only exception is Papa's garbage, which I simply refuse to play. See you all tomorrow.
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@ICountFrom0, there are many awesome games which remain unbadged. There are also many bad games (the "facebook games" mostly), which have 1-2 badges. I don't see other explanation that Kong gets paid for badging certain games (and making them BotD at some point).
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when you have a game that is exactly the copy past of the previous and there's like 40. I think you can hope some improvement, the building station is always so random.
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Papa Louie is at it again. Building his fast food empire on the backs of the disenfranchised youth in his understaffed restaurants.
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I was super excited to try out this new cupcake store, but I am sad to report that my experience was underwhelming, at best. My order was taken extremely promptly, and I watched the girl carefully write down exactly everything I wanted. My order came out super fast, but it appeared to be a blob of unbaked batter covered by a huge mound of frosting. Plus I got none of the toppings I wanted. Also, I watched the last customer who came in right before the store closed get some gorgeously perfect cupcakes...what the hell is up with that?? In any case, I still left a tip, mainly because the poor girl seemed like she was the only person working in the whole store. 0/5 stars, would not visit again.
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Wow, this has to be the worst Papa game of all time! I have played quite a lot of them, and even enjoyed some (Pankakeria and Pizzeria basically), but this one is just so poorly made! The controls are terrible, and the pseudo-3d kinda aiming you have to do is so annoying! This is actually so bad that it's even bad when compared to the other Papa games!
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This was the perfect opportunity to test - no, these customers are plain stupid. I made a perfect order. I just put the "right" cupcake on the left and vice versa. "Hey, just the right amount of dough, and perfectly baked. But you completely messed up the order." - Well, at least you didn't get an unbaked bit of dough with a slim tower of chocolate like all the others, so just be happy already.
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I totally hat all the Papa's games... Botd?! Oh well - a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do... Hey Flipline: Better concentrate on another Cactus McCoy or something like that?!
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It's a sad statement regarding the state of Kong when I'm actually glad to see the BOTD is a Papa's Craperia instead of another energy-based "MMORPG".
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How many more times will we have to vote 1 star for another crappy Pappa's game before these stop getting badge of the day??
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This papa's - just like the 37 papa's before it - is only good for one thing: trying to see how many disgusting, burnt, undercooked, inadequate crap you can forcefeed to your customers before you unlock the badge of the day and never come again.
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Let me write a mean comment for once. It's nice to see that I have 5/7 badges of the week already so I don't even need to play this to get my shiny Kongpanion. :)