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In the hit 10 baddies minigame, I thought the snowman with arms up and the cupcake tied hanging up were hostages(meaning don't hit), was seriously misleading. No shooter game logic here.
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OK so my theory is that Papa is really an alien race who like to eat organisms like humans and Papa keeps creating these chains to fatten us up so he can create the ultimate fast food (of us of course) to feed his own kind.
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I would find these games so much more playable if I could turn the music off and keep the SFX. Sound is crucial to the gameplay, but I end up turning it off because of the music.
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Papa Louie is a successfull entreprenuer who always finds the right people to hire that make him enough money to open a shop every month
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My man needs to be unionised. He has to do all of the jobs by himself, he gets no days off, his pay is really bloody low, and any money he does make has to be spent on pointless posters to instead of vital food for himself.
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The customers are all super picky. "How dare you put my ingredients on in an order other than how I precisely specified!"
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I liked the "freshness" concept added in the game. It adds to the challenge and you have some thinking to do outside the cooking too. However I would have liked to see some more upgrades.
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Love the game, it's my favorite so far. However, I wish the tickets didn't stack on the cord. Other than that, great game. 4/5
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I was sitting here thinking "Heh, yeah right, females alone at a baseball game. 99% of the time girls only attend sporting events because they're with a dude.", and then I noticed something; ppl are *always* alone in the -aria world. There are no couples or groups anywhere. Could that be why the same people show up at the -arias every other/day? Because they're so lonely that ordering food seems like exciting social interaction? Does the lack of couples explain why there are no children? Do ppl in this universe simply have no sexual drive? Ya see all these girls around all done up with their prominent boobies & nicely styled hair and all the guys just stare off into space like it's nothing. I mean, I understand that everyone in the -aria universe is grossly malformed, but still, back before civilization humans were pretty god damn nasty lookin' too, and people still managed to keep the species going just fine. There's something fishy goin' on here. I want some answers.
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I have rated every single one of these Flipline Studios "Papa's" games with one star. That isn't enough. They continue to birth into the world. The Harbinger of Doom has been found on the Internet. It's name is Papa. Make peace with yourself. The end is nigh.
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And so FlipLine studios continues to ask the question "How many times can we reskin the same terrible game?" The answer is yet to be resolved. As is their most glaring issue: Your food continues to cook and burn on the grill, while your idiot restaurant owner drops everything to stare dumbfounded at their customer eating the food. They can tell us what they think while we flip brats, is it that hard to do?
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@otempera Because we don't want people whining about how the game isn't to their liking or that it's just another shoperia. When they could be playing something else.
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Hey. You mind spending a little less time enthusiasing over your food? I've got other people's hot dogs burning on the grill.
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Please, for the love of all (un)holy in the world, give me an option to turn off that infernal music while keeping the other sounds...