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Daughter: Do you think he is ok daddy?
Canonier (and father): Yep, he will be fine. *pulls out pack of smokes and a beer*
Turtle: *gets up, sighs then smiles, then walks back*
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This hard badge should be impossible. I have the tank, golden gun, and over 150 nukes, but there's no way I can get anywhere close to the 3,000,000 mark because I run into a spike somewhere along the line
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There should be a quick way to use the jetpack/rocket and the nukes. I find it too hard to click on them in the corner.
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300 nukes- 3000000 dollars
a golden gun-400000
the price on anyones face when they hit a floating spike at 5 mil feet- priceless
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"Hey guys, is he OK?"
"Yeah, that's totally just red paint there."
"I dunno..."
"C'mon man, it's all good..."
"Ok then."
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I love how this game is called ''Toss The Turtle'' while he gets blown by a huge frikin cannon and flies into space.I dont call that a ''Toss''. :3
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The secret in the shop is simple. On the shop their is a sign that says " Blast C.O." In the middle of those words is an invisible question mark. It turns visible when you point your mouse at it.
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how to get >3 mil feet. once you have the best cannon, gun and rocket...............buy a chest bomb and >60 nukes...........this amount is surprisingly easy to get. maybe 3 or 4 shits. any way. simply fire at approximately a 45 degree angle. when he starts to come down shoot him once then start spamming the nukes. stop nuking when he starts to slow him down and shoot him again the speed him back up then go back to nuking. assuming you don;t hit any spikes in between nukes you should be good to go. doing this i got >3 mil on my last nuke and managed to make it and extra 1.2 mil before i ran out of steam.
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My god. Shot out of a tank, hit with the golden gun about 15 times, nuked about 80, had his chest blown up, hit my a jeep, hit 3 suns, shot by dogs 4 times, blown up by 32 ground and air bombs, getting cut up by Dad twice, and landing on spikes twice! All to get 5 million feet! And the turtle STILL smiled!
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I get the fact that the turtle doesn't want to go into its shell cus its head and arms and legs and all its fleshy parts are bouncier than its shell...what I don't understand is how I can survive a bomb, a nuke, a bomb TIED to MY chest, etc. but spikes on the road will kill me instantly, again, even though I have a very hard shell.
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If you run out of bullets in the golden gun click the gun in the lefthand corner of the screen to get a full magazine!!!!
plus this to keep it alive
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Once the turtle is gone, and all ammo are used... you just got to wait and wait till the turtle hits the ground.
There should be a speedup mode for this very boring part...