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That amazing feeling when you win...
However, I was expecting Granny to make some sort of rope thingy through a small hole in the UFO (the rope having a larger, stiff spot on one side to prevent it from going all the way through) and then jump off the building holding onto the rope, causing the UFO to crash.
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If I give Granny a man-portable industrial-grade sewing machine and Grandpa a massive electromagnet, I could build an entire private military force from the jewel profits in the war economy I now run. The sequel better contain Granny and Grandpa infiltrating or commandeering a mechanized space nipple (@Selva) to the alien's homeworld and caning their way to forcing the alien overlord to return the humans. I'd play that. Also, this game needs a badge for winning :D
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I'm a little older now and I wish there were more upgrades. Like a 100K auto-bump machine you could upgrade for 10000. And a second grandma upgrade that makes you knock out twice as many jewels. If my ideas are added, thank you, Frozencoin.
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"Captain, the elderly Earthling is assaulting our ship with her cane! She's already knocked thousands of ship parts loose!" - "Hold your position! We'll be fine as long as she doesn't get out a pair of knitting needles!"
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Why not use clicking instead of the actual control?
Moving your fingers in circles for hours really gets on my nerves! :-(
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it's like the shopkeeper is like this"hello I'm Bob now give me all your money for these knitting needles." and grandmas like"NO!"
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That shopkeeper is either making a killing from all those stolen alien parts or being killed himself by various agents trying to get them.
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Idea: Shooting upgrade: Once you upgrade it to level 1, your able to shoot by clicking. Upgrading it further then level 1 will make the lasers (what you shoot!) more powerful. Upgrading power also affects the lasers.
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Great game idea, but I think that you should put a picture of granny in the corner wearing the clothing items you buy for her. That would be awesome :3
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Pro tip move mouse left and right not up and down for double the hits and speed. Obvious but meh. Cool art design, music and funny story, leave it to a grandma with a cane to fight back against alien invaders lol! Need a butterscotch candy upgrade.