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I of course noticed how like Toss The Turtle this is, which in my book means it's immediately 3 stars. The weapons/items/upgrades/stop button bumped it up to 5.
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the gaming generes have been completely brutalize by idiots why dont you flag toss the turtle? theres been many launch games before it...
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Whats the point of having jet boots if the game developers made it so that there is a 1% chance it wont be blocked every time you use it? Sucks.
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i was writing a comment and the whole time i was he kept on going and he reached nearly 300 and i havent bought him 1 upgrade yet :D
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lol, nice ending. I also laughed when I stole Santa's sleigh. Only one gripe though, it seems almost ever time I hit rocket boots I hit something that immediately cancels them. I would love it if rocket boot ignored all traps if you have the anti-version of that trap. I have had good runs with the boots that would take me to 150,000 m. But it most cases it is a long set of bounces, bombs, and traps to get out there. So, I think it would make the game more fun if the rocket boots didn't get canceled by a trap.
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@ Nahog99 just for the record, my best on this game is 235947 m. A greater distance is definitely possible. A screenshot of the final distance is available, but I'm not going to bother putting up on the interwebs unless people really feel they need proof :p
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Game itself is nice, although I stopped playing after a few minutes because there's no point to it. Just got boring. And it's a dick move to add santa hats and re-release. Just makes the developer look like a lazy bum.
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Ok so I found the best strategy. The rocket shoes, while very annoying, are what do it. Launch yourself at a kinda shallow angle and hit rocket shoes IMMEDIATELY. 9/10 times you will hit something and lose them, BUT when you start them at like 300-500 m/s your speed multiplies FAST. If you get up to like 1000 m/s you cant hit anything and this is the key, your are going 1000 m/s FORWARD not up or down. Not only that, but you will continue accelerating. Ive gotten up to 2900 m/s forward and with the wings and slippery you can keep that going for quite some time. Ive gotten like 190k distance and think I can go further. Btw, Has anyone beat 190k? I feel like its a pretty damn good score.
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The rocket shoes are awesome but completely f*cking useless cause you cant go more than half a second without hitting something. Sigh..
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The crash test dummy must be made from recycled gameboy's to survive impacting the earth at 700 m/s. Pretty fun game though.
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There are to many things that stop u instantly jesus i cant get anwhere on this game because all those thing stop me so fast. Also why when things hit you do they make u go slower wtf is that about.