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noobz

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) waaay too many traps

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fwaafwaa

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this even has the same wierd things as toss the turtle...

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watashiwakuma

Dec. 23, 2011

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watashiwakuma

Dec. 23, 2011

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itmego

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There are some problems with the sound. there is overlay of the "Elevator Music" during the launch and The rock flight music has a base "fuzz thing" (forgot the name of it)

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ratjr

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) SORRY ABOUT LAST COMENT IM STUPID

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chris1062614

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you should give us an option to upgrade our upgrades like the magnet

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SandalJack

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who put the portals in the background?

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Raizune

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Glitch Found: Rocket Boots (or whatever) used right before GRIPPED by giant robot hand....the crash dummy figure itself was left behind, but a "Ghost" of what could have been is still going.....as im typing this sentance hes still going...as normal...but this visual glitch is now called "Ghost"

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Holylance

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why are some more expensive weapons a lot worse then some cheaper ones?

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sindregp

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No minigun? D:|

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FuzzyG

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So, wait, was the goal to reach the maximum height? Or are there multiple goals?

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senan101

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love this game 5/5 but it would be awsome if you could cuztomize your robot and upgrade him/her. + if you agree

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roboman517

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) is it just me or does the abf remind you of the wuderwaffe?

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silgado106

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's disappointing that most upgrades suddenly end when they touch any little thing. It makes upgrades pretty worthless because they barely last...

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ratjr

Dec. 23, 2011

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the_alfonzo

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if every item in the game has 3 zeros at the end why not drop all money by 3 decimal points to simplify everything it doesn't change the pace of the game just the tidyness of it

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Karyuudan

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Now that all content is unlocked i'll "re-rate" from 1/5 to 4/5. Thanks

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Alexutzu1

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) when will this end ??????????????

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nomad9339

Dec. 23, 2011

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coit105_mess

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 'Couldn't get in with the cool kids, so now I just fire myself further and further at high speed across a junkyard.' F***ing emo robots.

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Solarbear81

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nice game. Love the jazz piano. Anybody know that song?

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Larvichee

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) should remove a few zeros from the price tags, it's kinda excessive don't you think?

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anaress

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'll say the brother of Toss the Turtle :)

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BlackTemplar40k

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What's the point of rocket shoes or anything else when you hit a negative obstacle almost instantly regardless of elevation?

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duskbrood

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Note to self: If you want to be cool get shot out of a cannon a bunch of times.

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tumbsor

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That would be better if those springy legs would bounce for example 3 times from the ground than the timed one

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Raizune

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There's something special about launching straight forward then using the springs, only to have your head clamped later on....

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s666ata666n

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't get why the 300.000 rocket with all upgrades is way worse than the 80.000 rocket with all upgrades -.-

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mikkea123

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Can't turn off that damn music... The mute butten is bugged...

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jirya

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't get the point of the rocket boots. you cant use them for more then a second or two before they get interrupted

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carllock

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Toss The Turtle with a robot

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Terminator_1995

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Use cannons, weapons, upgrades and bombs to launch yourself as far as you can....so, basically, this game is all about a suicide mission...rrriight. Meh, I'm bored. Might as well give it a try.

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NyghtShaden

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Decent enough... for a game that we have seen a million times. The upgrades are a bit steep though. I played 3 times in a row and can't afford the next "tier" of abilities because i'm not making enough (and I know how to play these games lol) Also as another poster noticed the Negative obstacles do seem to be more prevelant versus the good ones. In fact if you shoot remotely low you will almost certainly (in my experience) encounter only bad items. (4 shots in a row to test this all getting bad obstacles before i could bounce once.)

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crocodileman94

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @BitTheif you realise that many of us got here becuse of "kongregate exclusive" stuff in games like Warlords: Heroes and Protector

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DarkSin22

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It seems that the blue cannon is better than the two cannons more expensive than it...

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Creatureisland

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if you get a money power-up as you stop and the end day screen is coming up. the money will not register and its box that says $ +617 will stay on the screen.

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cifaela

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) badges!! \o/

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Faeyline

Dec. 23, 2011

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juanchininguis

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Tip: Use the rocket boots at ground level, you will go pretty fast!

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Juliuz01

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A techie version of toss the turtle :)

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crazyfan

Dec. 23, 2011

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TeleKawaru

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't think that Altimeter is correct.

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aura5210

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hmmm , should fix this > I use rocket shoes to get to 1000+ m/s , but my speed decrease to 200+ when I use the kick or it drop to other amount when i use other stuff .

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silverpopo1998

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) plzzz add a stop button sometimes my robot keep bouncing and i get bored.

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chalkiusmaximus

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Needs hotkeys for the active upgrades.

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DarkAngelzx

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) there should be a blow urself up option cuase it gets kind of tireing of him just bounceing around longer then ur in the air

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BWD777

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Okay, what the f*ck. I launch FOUR times in one minute. ALL FOUR TIMES within TEN SECONDS that grabbing shit grabs me. WHAT. THE.HELL. Why are they so freaking common?! Hell I thought I avoided the fourth one by boosting just before it hit me, but NOPE boosted into another one. CHRIST.

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BWD777

Dec. 23, 2011

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skultech

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A thing to make this game much more fun would be to add an emergency stop button. This can be used when a player sees that the doll is only gaining a meter per second but is still jumping 200 meters in the air and continues this for some minutes. If this is added it would be much more fun.

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