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KrAzYReDd

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) to astrojacker the story in the beginning does have something to do with the game.......the "cool" guys he talks about are crash test dummys

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mikemayfield2121

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It is so annoying when mr robot is bouncing but not going anywhere.

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wattro

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) when flying, i always get caught in those blue vice grip thingers, or make it as far as i'll go... one thing burrito bison did was make the gameplay while flying through the air more interactive. i knew we can activate powers, but there's no design beyond that.

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gametester113

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think you need to reduce the spawn rate on the flying grips, or at least either make it so when you reach a certain height or distance they don't show up as much. They are really annoying me when I fire the cannon right into a grip without doing anything, or when I'm RIDING a UFO and getting gripped. >:/

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Daltonsrage3

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Does anyone know how to get reverse length (backwards)?

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zappy212

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So many of these games are made, where all you do is shoot stuff out of a cannon, buy upgrades, and shoot out of cannons again! So why is this so addicting? The world may never know!

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ragnarok2012

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wait what? you can beat this game?

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2noob4u

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wish I knew what exactly the achievements are. I know the name, but a description would be nice.

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DexterNeptune

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) IMO, not very fun for the same reason Toss the Turtle wasn't very fun - way too many annoying barriers. Wouldn't really care about the off-site content if the game was enjoyable at all.

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berzerker4734

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You don't need to leave Kong to win. Unlock the best cannon, the white crow helicopter, the magnet, and the explosion. Shoot high up using the cannon, spam the helicopter using the magnet, and then hit the explosion to rocket up. You don't win by distance, you win by height.

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WhiteNnerdyboy

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) fairly good remake of toss the turtle, the money system could be easier visually and it takes forever to stop bouncing

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Doctor_K

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No. Just... No. There are a lot of launch games already. Not only does this not add anything new, but you can't even access all the content from Kongregate.

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ragnarok2012

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the barriers completley ruin the game by forcing you to go BACKWARDS

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Kazuka

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is far too boring. At first I thought it was okay, but your guy just bounces forever not hitting ANYTHING. I've done launches where I never hit a single thing for at least 3 minutes. The character also bounces for an insane amount of time. You can launch your guy, then have time to go grocery shopping before he comes to a stop. I was going to give this a 2/5, but with the off site content, it's down to a 1.

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creepycody9

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This does remind me of toss the turtle...

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ritsu

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Justin bieber in a robot suit >:D

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Nightblain

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I found a use for Rocket Boots - Bounce Cancelling! Use them right as you hit the ground to eliminate your vertical velocity. 4/5 times you'll hit something that only propels you a fraction of your original height. 1/5 times you'll hit something that'll stop you dead.

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Denninja

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 25k for a baseball bat?... Where exactly am I shopping?

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IronMilk

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Deal with it

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klrorca

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I met an alien, does that mean I win? I used to be an alien, then I took an arrow to the knee...

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rawrgoesthecat

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) thumbs up if its just a remake of toss the turtle

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sh0ber

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Rated 2/5 for misleading me into thinking the achievements would unlock stuff, rather than sending me to your website. Will keep an eye out for the same crap from Fun Bun in the future.

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cro_cop

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nice one. But I would like to see high-scores and badges.

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Phil617213

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Essentially a cheaper version of Toss the Turtle, except there's no blood, there's game-breaking items, and you need to play the game on a certain unpopular site in order to get 100% completion. When you don't get stopped by magnets, the game just loses what little fun it had to begin with.

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MeowKawMoo

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) site exclusive content 3/5 =/

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Everydayim

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) totally just toss the trutle but die more

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denecaep

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is Kongregate. We are home to Learn to Fly, Toss the Turtle, and Flight. You can take your mediocre launch game with SITE-LOCKED content, and walk right on outta here. Good day to you sir.

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natsamtan246

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So if your having trouble getting the backwards stuff, And the laser wall option is out the window, you can shoot your cannon directly forward and you can either end up in one of those tubes or you might hit a catapult, I didn't use any weapons so the game either ended or I hit something, and if you're at the start already getting those backward thing are easy.

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LKDg

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My guy kept dissapearing... is that a glitch or is it just me?

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Kotasirith

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Needs an end run button for when you're just bouncing no where for 30 seconds. Also the screen switching is fun the first time, but it takes a whole second to switch the screen every time. C'mon make the switches instant it gets old really fast.

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natsamtan246

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I found an alternate way to go backwards... I didn't see how it happened, but my guy went into one of those orange tubes and bounced around in it, and come out the end of the tube and he was going backwards...

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Zag24

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Return to the same shop screen I was last on.

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demoledorr

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the game is good but it can be improved. and the concept of weapons is very original.

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Nightblain

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Started bouncing, decided to browse the comments section. Made it through all pages of comments, I was still bouncing 2 minutes later, and I had only gone from 32000m to 33000m in that time. 20 seconds to get to 32000m, 2 minutes to get to 33000m. Yeah...

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Randall88

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is very toss the turtle of you.

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sheppardp

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game isnt just a rip off of toss the turtle its the same thing with diffrent graphics

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H0022

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i could eat breakfast and go to the bathroom while I wait for the guy to finish crashing, it literary takes 5 mins for the guy to hit the ground and stop.

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Professor_Perry

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) to all the idiots below saying this is exactly like Toss The Turtle, both games are in the same genre, its like saying all tower defense games are the same.

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4night2crawler0

Dec. 22, 2011

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Randy96

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Rocket shoes are almost useless; if you use them at a low altitude, you just crash after you finish. If you use them at a high altitude, you will almost indefinitely run into something.

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Alteau

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Don't mind the game, but the rocket boots are next to useless. They're great if you can get a line of effect where you don't run into anything, but you can't. Within the first half second of activating the boots, I hit something and the effect's gone.

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raynor1111

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Particularly unoriginal. Plus, the site specific material doesn't help.

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wolfaru

Dec. 22, 2011

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Ignignoc

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just went 1000 feet backwards, I feel like that shouldn't be possible

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hicffp

Dec. 22, 2011

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Galterinone

Dec. 22, 2011

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liceman021

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Would much rather play Toss the Turtle or Berzerker.

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69master

Dec. 22, 2011

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Galterinone

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Toss a Turtle?

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lock_of_fear

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) would appreciate knowing my horizontal speed. not just my absolute speed.

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