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wtf did eve just grab adams junk and drag him away at the end she looked happy allmost what a strange strange game >.>
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looks like a reskinned game that ive played before on kong. idr the name but it was pretty much clear the path by doing a small puzzle and click on the guy...
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This is a pretty bizarre take on the Adam & Eve story. It's an amusing game, but I don't see how it fits the theme. It doesn't make any particularly clever statements about the inconsistencies between the game world and the Biblical story, so it's just going to end up offending uptight people.
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well I thought she grabbed the leaf, and yes I know that's kinda..even worse than thinking she grabbed a hand full of (his) jewels :)
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easy, but surprisingly fun. good animations and cool ideas, and who cares if its based on a religious event it a flash game... fun 5/5
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what did I learn from flash games? Dinosaurs are small wimps that flee every time they see something and cavemen have telekinetic powers
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this game is so biblically inaccurate. now i wouldn't have a problem with that...if it wasn't named after, and loosely based on the first two people created by the christian god. also, i'm not really a christian, so i'm not biased here. just stating the facts. if you don't want to have people arguing over religion, don't make a game based on religion.
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So many dumbasses don't see the point of the joke. She drags him by the wang because there's a part in the bible where it says women may not drag a man by his wang in an argument (punishment is death). It's retarded. Or it's bad animating.
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daveindeed has no idea what he is talking about. I see cavemen other than "adam", dinosaurs and other random creatures etc etc. If he's speculating on these for his "deep theological issues", then i'd say he doesn't know his stuff well enough. And that includes common sense. Besides, i'm SURE adam mistreated that tortoise by causing it to fall into the spiked pit. Original sin eh?
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And propigation began when the snake knocked out Adam with an apple so Eve could drag him off in the bushes. Wait... isn't that a crime now? I guess men are just all raging cause of Eve, that harlot!
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The deep theological issues this game brings up may be heartier fare than many Kong users are used to. Personally, after finishing the game, I feel like a better person; a person who may understand more fully the spiritual machinations from whence life on Earth hath sprung.
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Interesting fusion of creationism and evolutionism. Here's an idea for your next game. Moses searching for the 10 pieces needed to assemble the commandment tablets...while fighting off sodomite zombies of course.
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i didnt know the elephant was the cousin of a triceratops 0.o scared of mice, wow, the t-rex ate an apple, OMNIVOREVILLE :D
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good game but to u who think kids should play it ur wrong, because of the end when there naked & when Eve drags Adam off, u know the rest! 5/5 BUT KEEP THE LITTLE KIDS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So kids, what did we learn today? That it's good to feed other people to gigantic, fast-growing meat-eating plants in order to get to the first female in existance.
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And this is exactly what flash games supposed to be, not some overdone long ass games, but fun, short games, that you can simply "pick up and play" without any introduction or needed tutorial. Graphics are nice, music is enjoyable and the gameplay is simply fun. For that you get a max rate of 5/5 from me.
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Very cute puzzle game. Not too challenging, but interesting enough to keep you going. The humour in it was nice, and it was a pleasant way to spend a few minutes. Thanks!