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Neil the Nail is aroused by a Screw... Named Drew. Hmm... Then the two lovebirds, Neil and... Drew... are trying to find The Magnet, who apparently has a commanding enough presence to offer 'protection' to them and their friends against getting brutalized by The Hammer and his crew. Everyone knows that once you get pounded by a Hammers thick head you'll never be the same. One can only speculate what Kneel.. I mean... Neil, and his Screw, are offering in return for The Magnets warm blanket of protection (hmm...) but I am sure its less painful to supply than what The Hammer wants to take.
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Man Dies After Slipping On Bar Of Soap On Bathroom Floor After Claiming Being Terrified Of His "Alive" Rubber Ducky. People Are Investigating And Found Lots Of Shit Out Of Place. Aswell As Hammers Looking Knocked Out And Mentally Disabled. People Say The House Is Haunted. Further Investigation Is Taking Place.
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Love the game... its great. This is my all-time favorite point and click game! Should have been a better ending, through. 5/5