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*Directs the hole-in-head mutant to the toilet* Look what I did! :D *It heads over. You find a random message in your face. It sparkles and says KINDNESS.* WDF IZ THIS?!? *Mutant comes back and eats you. Or whatever mutants do.*
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omg ultimate master plan ftw! XD
Jerry`s admiration for you is higher
"Ain`t no thang for a playah"
Jerry`s admiration for you is now lower than before
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I ended up living in a wooded cottage, with a mutant attack gerbil, and I mananged to have hot mutant sex, and made mutants masturbate using porn, man life is good.
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My ranking was A... And now im The fifth in the leaderboard, BTW... On my first play, The gerbil burrowed into my arse D:
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its just so funny and entertaining like jerry te jerbill and then library wen you set the computers and porn and you live so im giving it a 5/5
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i have XXX with the hot naked mutant chick! all u have to do its to get some beans and give it to her!
"The hot mutant naked chick takes you up on youre offer and appearse to be very grateful for youre kindness she gives you a sly look,you feel something stir inside you,and before u know it youre having a hot naked mutant XXX. afterwards,you tell her you have to be going but youll call her.
you pick up some fresh clothing from the changing room and leave the building."
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While you are busy looking up porn on the internet, Jerry lets out a squeak. You go the window to see what he's looking at.
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nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i knew you where going to die i wouldn't have sent you in there Jerry!!!!
*finds nearest building*
oh... an elevator
*gets on ledge*
I'll be with you soon Jerry!!!!
wait a minute...
its just a gerbil...
holy shit there's like 5 mutants over blocking the stairs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm screwed...
their eating my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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there's no way around it, you'll have to kill the mutant
-send jerry the gerbil in
you hear a gushing noise, and walking in you see jerry sitting proudly on top of his kill
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yea chaincat..that made sense, because every zombie apocalypse is like DR2! Arent you a smart fellow! :D No...*sets jerry the gerbil on guard duty*
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chaincat, the apocalypse would be harder to survive than yuo think, how would yuo get the daggers while zombies give chase? yuor a cocky ass hole.
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Look your in a library and the mutants are attacking. What do you do? Set all the computers to display porn and sneak out.
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it would make things more lively around here. even better if it was a zombie apocalypse. i would just get a friggen sword, a bunch of daggers and a shot gun and im set. would just need food.