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Willahelm58

Apr. 24, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) it would be great the same kind of game but with humans

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Developer response from GroZZleR

I don't think it would have the same charm.

Poop_Is_Awesome

Apr. 09, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I like this game

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Thanks, me too!

jackisnotallama

Sep. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this game is friking great lmao why are people getting salty? the teddy's obviously didnt drink enough blood, leave them alone

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Glad you found the humour in it. :)

jackmike

Jul. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) wont load

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Developer response from GroZZleR

That sucks. What browser / OS?

nishadawasthy

Mar. 09, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this game is made for deamons i mean who would kill innocent lil teddies at a picnic?! that demented

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Not so innocent - they didn't even invite the main character! Monsters!

yolocole

Nov. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this game is based on naughty bear

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Developer response from GroZZleR

It's actually based on my real life teddy bear going crazy over Gossip Girl. Not even joking.

Platythepuss

Oct. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Cool game. But the bear is slow and weird.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

I'm going to assume by weird you mean bad ass.

Alagacone

Aug. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Pointless...

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Sorry you feel that way.

NetRiderX5

Aug. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Good developers listen to their users. Many of the top comments are saying the same thing, the shotgun is crap. You should do something to fix that.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

I disagree in principle that developers should _always_ listen to their users. Designers should never compromise their vision to please the most vocal detractors. Should the shotgun be changed? Maybe. Do I personally think it's broken or unusable? No. Will I approach a similar weapon design in a similar game in the same manner? Absolutely not.

wdiamantew

Jun. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) :3

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Developer response from GroZZleR

8D

pbodygoosetrain

Feb. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this reminds me of naughty bear

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Developer response from GroZZleR

I'll take it.

x0xMaSTeRx0x

Jan. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) how is the "possum" perk meant to work? seems ike it doesn't

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Developer response from GroZZleR

The possum perk definitely works and will regen your health when you die... there's no special animation or anything, it just goes from less than zero to full... it's easy to miss!

Dunbar666

Jan. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) it seems like the opossum perk doesn't work when i die i'm dead for good otherwiese a nice game i hope you make a followup

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Developer response from GroZZleR

The possum perk definitely works and will regen your health when you die... there's no special animation or anything, it just goes from less than zero to full... it's easy to miss!

chucknorris321

Dec. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) grozzler, i see what your saying about the shotgun being an up-close weapon, it is still way to underpowered

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Developer response from GroZZleR

It's the firing rate that's ruining the balance. Once you level up a bit, the damage curve for the faster weapons scales too high compared to the shotgun. A big blunder on my part.

omrisim

Nov. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's very good! it was a hilariously good game!

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Developer response from GroZZleR

I'm glad you liked it -- I'm especially fond of "Mount Bearmore" in the background. 8D

x0xMaSTeRx0x

Nov. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So many complaints about shotgun, but sniper rifle is bad too. Good power but slow fire rate and it should at least pierce enemies

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Developer response from GroZZleR

The sniper rifle is pretty good, does as much damage as the shotgun at long range... the firing rate is probably what's holding it back in later levels. Thanks for playing.

Belarkernous

Nov. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Shotgun sucks way to much at any range. If it hit more then 1 bear at a time then it would be great but with so many bears around while trying to use it at close range makes it a suicidal gun.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Agreed, splash damage would have fixed everything. Lesson learned and thanks for playing.

Darvious

Nov. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah, haven't even started shooting bears, and lag is horrible. 1/5

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Do you happen to know the specs of your machine? I find it hard to believe the main menu is lagging.

Punkface

Nov. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Like everyone else says. Shotgun is kind of useless. Only works if you are pretty much touching the bear. By then they're attacking you.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Lesson learned on the shotgun.

omrisim

Nov. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This reminds me of Naughty Bear alot!

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Is that good or bad? 8D

MatitYah

Nov. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) @grozzler "Make sure you're using it for close range and not long distances." It's false, shotgun it is worse than pistol

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Developer response from GroZZleR

The damage is definitely much higher, it's the firing rate that's holding it back.

3RDRANGER

Nov. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game reminds of Naughty Bear (I know the game sucks, but still...), just because it has a teddy bear who's an outsider kill every other teddy bear with weapons and stuff. The main characters even look the same as each other, both of them being brown and having stitches on them.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

The main character is actually modeled off of my childhood bear whose head was torn off by my sister at a young age. He's older than me (30) and still trucking.

Mikey_D_Clown

Nov. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Upgrading Damage seems to have no effect...

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Developer response from GroZZleR

The curve definitely isn't as smooth as it could be. You'll first notice the first two bears dying in one shot instead of two (eventually) and the others will slowly follow suit.

LuckieStar

Nov. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Every time I get a shotgun I die =/

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Developer response from GroZZleR

I will definitely never make a shotgun in the same way ever again, heh. Sorry about that.

bc057

Nov. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Would be nice if there is some kind of damage indicator

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Developer response from GroZZleR

I think it would be distracting with how often you deal damage to the bears.

dragonflame910

Nov. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this game could be a lot better if they took more time making it small sugestions fix the bears hands hes not even holding the gun right

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Developer response from GroZZleR

If that's the biggest complaint you have, I'll take it as a victory. Thanks for playing.

dragonflame910

Nov. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this game could have been made a lot better if they took more making it

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Developer response from GroZZleR

I think that's true of any product.

Moatster

Nov. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Needs more varied upgrades and the shotgun needs a serious upgrade. It should be as powerful at short range as the sniper.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Thanks for playing. I'll make sure to provide better upgrades going forward.

ghettoleelewis

Nov. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I understand they're teddy bears, but it seems like this game could use more violence. Perks seem to be broken, and stat bonuses you pick should be higher. Damage is my lowest stat even though I put almost every single point into it. Also, shotgun is WEAK even at point blank range. It should do much higher damage along with splash damage.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

I'll definitely rework the shotgun going forward. A lot of complaints regarding that.

yoshi0007

Nov. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) good game but i have one problem... its lacking a sequel!

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Developer response from GroZZleR

I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks.

jppallos

Nov. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Nice game, but the revive perk isn't working, also, the upgrades seems not to be working as well.. i've put only on dmg from lv 1 to 12, and yet i take the same ammount of shots to kill any of them...

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Developer response from GroZZleR

There's no way it still takes you two shots to kill the first two bears that appear, the red one with the picnic basket and the blue one with the sub.

gangstar59

Nov. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) if you out a upgrade for speed or jump higher it will be better (I played 10 min. after midterms i will finish)

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Good luck on your midterms!

Cobrah1234

Nov. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The level up also does more then selecting a specialty, I think it should be the other way around. Like this if you agree.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

I don't follow what you mean.

Cobrah1234

Nov. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game is a really awesome start and I can see people giving some pretty constructive criticism, if you listen to what people have to say you should have a very good sequel, or another game of this kind anyway.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

I'm glad you liked it. It's a learning process making these games.

Cobrah1234

Nov. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Shotgun should be hitting more than one enemy at once, it is the only way it would really be effective. At the moment the shotgun is worse than the pistol.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

In hindsight, I agree, it should do splash damage.

ramsauer

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) well made, art is nice but nothing really like "omg best flash game i've played in months" just pretty fun, after all who doesn't like to shot cute bears with a shotgun?

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Developer response from GroZZleR

I'm glad you enjoyed it, even if it's not the best game you've played in months. 8D

TeleKawaru

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm level 6 and I've upgraded damage every time I've levelled, it really doesn't seem to make a difference.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

You should be able to one shot (instead of two shot) the early bears, the red one with the picnic basket and the blue one with the sub. If not, give it one or two more levels.

afzamilan24

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game is really brutal. I like it

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Great! Glad you enjoyed it.

woodenseal

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) great art, but lacking in actual gameplay like the others suggested

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Thanks for the honest review.

Chubawuba

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) And distance doesn't seem to make a difference with the shotgun.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

It definitely does, by a factor of almost ten depending on how close.

Chubawuba

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I have upgraded my damage, and gotten the increased damage perk, yet it still takes about 2 shots to kill things. Even with the shotgun. I can't see any reason to get guns other than they shoot faster than the pistol. Am I missing something?

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Developer response from GroZZleR

It takes time but eventually everything can be killed in one bullet except the giant purple teddy with the picnic table. All guns do different amounts of damage and have varying firing rates, which also changes their damage per second. You probably didn't notice when you started being able to kill the early bears (the red one with the basket and the blue one with the sub) in one shot.

GD_FierceDeity1

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i see naughty bear found his way to the picnic area o.o

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. 8D

blazzen

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I don't get how you're supposed to open up 25 presents unless you pretty much grind to the point of being able to kill up to the grenadiers with one shot, cause I always wind up grabbing the shotgun then a pinic table bear shows up along with 3 yellow ones :/

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Take the perk that makes presents come more frequently too!

blazzen

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Shotgun = garbage

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Try getting up close, it's a lot better. Last minute change I made.

Jigabachi88

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Not bad... but this game needs way more content to stay interesting more than a couple of minutes. You move left/right, shooting stuff with pretty similar weapons - only to level up. Not very motivating. Besides that the perkscreen seems to be buggy or something, game becomes laggy after it first approaches. 3/5

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Developer response from GroZZleR

It's the dynamic text and Flash's vector renderer making the perks menu lag when it pops in. Nothing I can do about that unfortunately. Thanks for your honest review.

sunnoo

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) shotgun is worse than the starting gun...

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Make sure you're using it for close range and not long distances.

foumart

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The soundtrack is awesome! And the game is surprisingly addictive. I only wish that shotgun had splash damage to deal with the crowds better.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

That's a good idea... bleh, wish I had thought of it. I'll pass your compliments on to the musician. Glad you enjoyed it.

densch

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Funny game but a goal would be good. Just earning level after level becomes boring after some time.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

It's too late for that but I'll definitely keep it in mind going forward. Thanks for playing.

Sam_Hunter

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's fun but the shotgun is seriously lacking in power

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Try getting really close up before firing and it'll be much more satisfying. It used to do no damage at all at long range but I changed it at the last minute and didn't make it clear in-game. Sorry about that.

istvan_herbut

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I never thought that shooting teddy bears can be funny!:) Great game! 5/5

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for playing!

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