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Jigabachi88

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Not bad... but this game needs way more content to stay interesting more than a couple of minutes. You move left/right, shooting stuff with pretty similar weapons - only to level up. Not very motivating. Besides that the perkscreen seems to be buggy or something, game becomes laggy after it first approaches. 3/5

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Developer response from GroZZleR

It's the dynamic text and Flash's vector renderer making the perks menu lag when it pops in. Nothing I can do about that unfortunately. Thanks for your honest review.

sunnoo

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) shotgun is worse than the starting gun...

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Make sure you're using it for close range and not long distances.

foumart

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The soundtrack is awesome! And the game is surprisingly addictive. I only wish that shotgun had splash damage to deal with the crowds better.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

That's a good idea... bleh, wish I had thought of it. I'll pass your compliments on to the musician. Glad you enjoyed it.

densch

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Funny game but a goal would be good. Just earning level after level becomes boring after some time.

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Developer response from GroZZleR

It's too late for that but I'll definitely keep it in mind going forward. Thanks for playing.

Sam_Hunter

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's fun but the shotgun is seriously lacking in power

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Try getting really close up before firing and it'll be much more satisfying. It used to do no damage at all at long range but I changed it at the last minute and didn't make it clear in-game. Sorry about that.

istvan_herbut

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I never thought that shooting teddy bears can be funny!:) Great game! 5/5

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Developer response from GroZZleR

Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for playing!

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