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A playable and well-executed game. You lose a star for the big, distracting advert in the corner and another for the overblown croaky voiceover though. (Sorry kids, I'm feeling vindictive today.)
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How come when you open the door and let Lenore in, you have the option to go back? Does Lenore seriously just willingly walk back out?
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"I don't know what is wrong with you/
Or why zombies would pursue/
Someone with an empty head/
Solid bone it must be said/
That is NOT what that is for..."
Dumbass, I'm saying you should take the coughdrop when you go outside this time so you don't start coughing and alert the zombies like last time...
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once upon a time in a midnight deary, when i was weak and weary, i was at home, playing shooter and nothing more,diverted my attention to a game, it spoke of someone who is leonor, suddenly, my heart went sore, it was a woman who died, dead, and hopfully not alive anymore, i was it was edgar allan poe, a poet who lives no more, and i shall rate this 4 stars--nevermore! (5 stars by the way)
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walkthrough
Click on the laptop.
Go right, and click on the keys.
Go right again, open the drawer.
Go up, use the paperclip on the lock.
Then use the cough drop on the person in the mirror.
Go down, and then left. Use the crowbar on the window.
Go up, then up again.
Use the toy penguin on the bird, then go down, then right, then up.
Use the USB drive next to the "lights" fuse, below the label "TV".
Go down, left, down, right. Click on the TV.
After the second part, click to leave.
Go right, then click on the door until the zombie is shown.
Now that you have the aim, you can use the shotgun on the zombies head.
Walk through the door, then use the keys on the car.
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i dident pay attenchion at first so i opened the door i read the first line "u are dead" what is going on then i clicked the laptop i read it and said ohhhh!!!! i get it now its a zombie game + so other people dont make the same mastake
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I laughed so hard as I heard the narration of the "poem" (based on "The Raven" from Edgar Allen Poe) that I accidently ran right into the zombie. XD
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i almost screamed when he started yelling at my about my empty head >.< i cant fing anything else to do what do you want?!?
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er... ever heard of something called "meter"? about 10% of the lines are too long. 'I remember the news guy once said, "shoot the zombies in the head!' " - would work much better with "as I recall, the news guy said, ..." and so forth. the ultra-drawn-out ooooorrrreeeee's are also getting annoying - but i love the idea itself so much that i still have to give it a 5/5
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I sat and played Eddies Lament.
Some complain about its length
Others bemoan the cast iron voice
But i have made my choice
As we pummel zombies with our cars.
I voted the game all 5 stars.