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I haven't had such a good laugh b/c of a game in a while. Epic poems, epic voice acting, and fun + not incredibly hard puzzles. 5/5
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if i could give it a 5/5 one hundred times i would!
Edgar Allan Poe's poetry is better, but this comes really close :)
Good job, you deserve a 5/5 for the poems alone :))
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For the record, I strongly believe a cat has the advantage with zombies. It's small, swift, and smart enough to keep away from creepy things.
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Now I've never been one for poetry
But clearly this took some ingenuity
This game truly entertains
Quote the zombie: braaaaaaaains
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thought the game title was some what cool, flew in to get more of a bird's eye view, half way the towel I threw, going to give this a one or a two, then after a long wait writing this review, my finale decision... eewww !!
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"I don't know what is wrong with you/Or why a zombie would pursue/Someone with an empty head/Solid bone it must be said./That is not what it is foooooooor!...
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The reason I'm giving this game 5 stars is the innovative narrative style. Combined with the other elements, the narrative made for a funny, suspenseful, immersing, and refreshing experience. Thanks!
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It was a dark and sunny night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
They drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
He came to kill the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man
He saw it too
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This game game is certainly most profound.
It seems the cats been wan'dring around.
Truly a game that's fun to play.
The zombie ex-wife I did slay.
For this you get a perfect score. 5/5
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Some parts just didn't rhyme. When it comes to writing, I guess you didn't have the time. Next time, flesh out the story. Not just the parts that get us all gory. One more thing: avoid the crummy narration. It would make this a better creation. Whenever he said "LENOR;" I started to laugh some more. Do these things and your games will be great.
Signed: a gamer from Kongregate
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The poetry was slightly grating. If I had to give a rating to this game with tale of "woe" obviously inspired by Poe, it'd be four stars, and nothing more.
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i almost screamed when he started yelling at my about my empty head >.< i cant fing anything else to do what do you want?!?
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"Quoth the Zombie: Braaaaaaaaaaains!" Hehe^^ Epic.
Great game btw. Reason: Contains Zombies.
Also great work on the poems.
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Eddie´s escaped, but surely he
can never really become free.
I liked the game, as you can see,
especially the poetry.
I hope all of you agree:
The game was nice,
and now - Good night.
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So much in awe this game left me,
I'll try to respond poetically :
I just wanted to say O dear Lenore
I never knew a girl like you befoooooore !
Edwyn Collins, if you read me ...
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The game was creepy, I'll give it that but why must I leave the cat? Is it true, the cat is a zombie too? LOL good game!
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I didn't even realise there was a cat until I read everyone's comments and looked for it!
Fantastic game, but yes, save the cat!
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The voice really ruins the effect for me. I realize you're trying to sound dark and ominous, but unless you've got a naturally baritone voice, it just sounds really awkward and painful (because I know what it feels like to manipulate your voice to a level that is not your own).
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I sat and played Eddies Lament.
Some complain about its length
Others bemoan the cast iron voice
But i have made my choice
As we pummel zombies with our cars.
I voted the game all 5 stars.
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oh my gods.. I was laughing the whole time. this makes me happy. I am very glad that dying from doing stupid things doesn't make you start over. I would have been not happy. great funny game.