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MrKillah

Feb. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh what this game has told me is in case of a zombie outbreak look for the nearest badass

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tdogg

Feb. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Damn straight they better respect those damn chickens!

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adumz5287

Jul. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Note to self: be polite to men wielding machetes

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deltadawgs

Mar. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sage, Ultimate Flash game bad ass.

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Clewi

Jan. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Commit suicide, not the best way to surive

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Yiehaa

Jan. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good Fun, but I'd like to see multiple endings. . .

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Paradoxes

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Of course I'm going to Union city, there's a boat there. And I might be discovered by a group of survivors and spend 12 hours a day repairing barricades!

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zorro1998

Mar. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) allright let some of those chicken's go" "they are just chickens" "LEARN TO RESPECT THEM" oke :P

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KendraB

Aug. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) And you eat that f*cking poptart.

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HalloweenRO1

Feb. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Check inside, maybe they left a twinkie or somethink" Zombie Land??? WTF :DD

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mekklord

Jul. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Your hammer has been loyal". I sure hope it doesn't get bitten...

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Leceon

Jul. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I ate that ****ing poptart! Huzzah!

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xXShankaXx

Sep. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Bitch, Be coool" BANG.

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Aeon_Xephion

Mar. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If I had a nickle for every time I died in this...

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Darkblade2008

Feb. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ya, if its a "choose your own adventure" game, it needs more endings. Its more like: manage to guess the right choices or you die. I mean, if you even go to Union, its impossible to win.

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taylornysten

Jul. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Yay! We made a farm in a football stadium!

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drago10010

Jul. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) And you eat that f*cking pop tart. Huzzah!

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(16)

wafflecon32

Jul. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) you find a gun and a poptart....YOU EAT THE FUoCKING POPTART XD

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yomama57

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I ate the f**k out of that poptart

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(15)

gfy77

Feb. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There are multiple endings. "they eat you" "tear you limb from limb" MULTIPLE.

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DrawinsWhatIdo

Feb. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "check inside, maybe they left a twinkie or something." nice zombieland reference

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WeinerCleaner

Jul. 26, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) "You f**k with me and you're done" "I dont care for your attitude" *He kills the hell out of you* Nice

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killernoobz

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) anyone notice the zombie baseball team is the "carriers?"

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aglitch

Jun. 06, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) RESPECT THE GODDAMN CHICKENS

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Guy49

Oct. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) and you eat that fu**ing poptart, huzzah!

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draxdemonclaw

Jul. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i'm standing next to a zombie and sage decides to throw a rock nothing happens he laughs tick tick kaboom i blow up

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Tman813

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Amazing game. At first I thought the music would get annoying but it didn't. kinda reminds me of an old radio (which I'm assuming it was supposed to do.

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Trolldrool

Jun. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Sweet chocolate Satan, I love Sage. I choose every option where I know he'll kill me for it, simply because he's so badass doing it.

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motty117

Jul. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "And you eat that f*cking poptart." lol xD

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xXScipioXx

Jul. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "And you ate that f***ing poptart! Huzzah!" Instant 5 stars, my friend.

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briankoud

Mar. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) good game, but it needs medals and sage is a badass:)

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Tony_Q

Jan. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ''You kill the one hiding in the shadows too'' LOOOOL!

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MrTiger0307

Apr. 09, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) "Inside of the house, you find a pump action shotgun and a handful of shells and a really old poptart. And you eat that f*cking poptart. Huzzah!"

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prenerfxin

Feb. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) To survive a zombie apocalypse, go to the nearest redneck.

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Maxbarb

Dec. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't realize that this game was named after Sage!

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coolinking

Mar. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I have survived! FcUK YEAH!! On my one billionth try!!

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Megumi

Feb. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "My names Sage" "Sounds like a hippie name" Sage kills the hell out of you... WTF?

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forsenairon

Mar. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Usually Union is the good place to go since military would be there.. But I guess Sage's plan is better..

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PaulusArtek

Oct. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The bad - ass, rocking, awesome Flash Game. Rules I have learned when in a zombie apocalypse : 1. Search for a Sage 2. Kill a Shane 3. Don't smoke when it's a zombie apocalypse, or you explode. 4. Awesome music always appears :3

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killergrapefruit

Aug. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You really need to put all the options close together. I decided to not follow that crazy person about 3 times before i realized you can actually go with sage.

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pandamuffin55

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol I called Sage's name a hippie name and he kills me? Someone has some deep-rooted issues. xD

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Blshna65

Dec. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "And you eat that f*cking Poptart. Huzzah!" Best line ever xDD

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eric001

Jul. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i love when you check your neighbors house the only option is "kill them both" im gessing you didn't get along to well?

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lostntime1

Mar. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) union tweenky in store +5 for zombieland

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The_Crayon

Feb. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I survived! With chickens! @space20021: Press 'Try Again' instead of 'Start Over'. If it takes you to the start it means you haven't done very much.

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UndeadPickle

Jan. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ha ha... football stadium. Always a good choice =)

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Blobapopo7

Feb. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dang, sage is like.. hardcore. "Dude, they're just chickens..." "SHUT UP AND BE GREAT-FULL FOR THE LIFE THEY'RE GIVING YOU." go sage.

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Idilyox

Mar. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Bitch.Be cooool.

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02tunemag

Jul. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Naming your hammer? AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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themanwhocrys2

Dec. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) vsauce?

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