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WHY DO I HAVE THIS MUCH BLOOD!?
True... why does he lol?
This game was short, fun, and HILARIOUS! Keep up the good work! Also, the music is quite nice ;)
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At the boss I was under the impression you had to make the laser shoot the crab, and I sat there for like 5 minutes just trying to kill it.
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wait why do i do all this for him
answer:no time to explain just do it even if it's the biggest fault of your life!MWAHAHA
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To do this glitch you should wait for the story to start then simply right click and press play to get the 15 point medium badge.
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I've played this game about 20 times, but only just discovered the glasses teleport (not the dino teleport) I am in awe.
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after i beat the game *SMASH* ok im you from the futer follow me no time to explaine oh GODDDD SHOULDA SEEN THIS COMMING ING ING ING
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This really happened: my thoughts please shut up its not like your ribs are in your eyes!!!Him: My ribs are in my eyes!!!!!Me:...
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@guunzoot, yea, but that's not a real cheat, it's something that is installed in the hardware of the computer, like a command. Play just means that you can skip all of any game more or less..
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Oh, my gosh, this is THE funniest game i have played since i played "concerned Joe"... i could watch the ending, like, 80 times.
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haha well that was a fun game. There are actually THREE easter eggs, the dinosaur and glasses like mentioned but there is also a way to fly and control the spaceship! Just before you get to the black stamp trap on the way to the dinosaur fly up higher to the right, there is a platform you can land on and then shoot as far right as fast as you can and you can land on top of the ship boss. Now you can fly him around! somewhat anyways... Was alot of fun, had alot of glitches but they kinda made it interesting.
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Glitch : Reach the crab boss?, then right clic the screen, clic Play and you get the badge, at least thats how I got it.
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Once you get the gun, don't leave the house till the crab claw comes back in so the guy can scream. Leave the moment it shows up and it will be coming out from inside the house. If someone could explain wth is going on there, don't bother, because there is no time.
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So I have my ribcage put through my eyeballs three times (twice by crabs, one with glasses, and once by a T-Rex) still haven't saved the future? How the heck do you get the badge?
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This game has a great saving system, fun as heck to play, and great ending. However, the controls are a bit hard IMO. Actually, I'm still not entirely sure how they work and for that I can only give this game a 4/5. Still, great job!!!
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LOL when you beat the game with the dinosaur teleporter and you play again the crab thing's claw that holds the future you is a T Rex