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Make a first attempt on the humble race, finish poorly. Buy the ability to kick, finish in first place. Hail the equality.
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I thought my runner would just go for the Finnish border after winning the last race. Just to show those capitalists the superior athletic power of the socialist worker.
If you were thinking anything else please return your party membership card and apply for reeducation.
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At first I was a bit lost on why the races were won by bribing and backstabbing all you fellow comrades, then I remembered my history clsses from highscool and everything made sense.
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A most adequete game. In all respects it is thoroughly the equal, but no better, than any other game on kong. Nostrovia, comrade.
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Good trainer: "By the end of this season, you will be much faster than you are now!"
Better trainer: "By the end of this season, you will be much faster than all your opponents and win 1st place in all races you join!"
Best trainer: "By the end of this season, you will be able to stab all of your opponents without the officials suspecting a thing!"
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SAY THIs IN A RUSSIAN VOICE why id=s everyone else not running ohh u stabbed them well i guess this is ok but if you bite him
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Such astonishing -stabbing- dear comrade! You truly are an inspiration to the socialist youth throughout the country. There I fixed it...
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the offical rules for the officals:
Never pick up any illigel objects.
Not care that some people just got stabed in mid race.
And always go watch another race when someone tells you to.
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I must be quite an asshole. At the start of each race, i steal everything, i make fun of their mothers, stab someone, and kick someone else.