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Party Officials: What!?! You stabbed 5 innocent people!?! Now you must stop running for a few seconds as your ultimate punishment.
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Reading these filthy capitalist comments makes me sick! Who needs to harm their comrades or stab them in order to win? That's not the socialist way! True way to win game for glorious motherland is via running swiftly, and taunting your comrades!
...also, using salutes, donations, and scolding to help the party officials catch your dirty cheating comrades! Why are they running faster than me when I've got every upgrade? We should all run equally!
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This is brilliant!
The game mechanics are fun but the references are shivving! ;-)
I love how Milton Friedman (!!!), Luther, Mussolini and couple of US presidents are among other socialists! XD
This is totally confusing people! :P
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Beat the game without buying even a single level of Kick, Bite, or Shiv. Sure, I bribed the judges and was particularly rude to my fellow comrade runners, but hurting people simply isn't necessary.
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I've read in the past that the USSR was a very corrupt bureaucratic kleptocracy, where it's nigh impossible to get many things done without bribery, favors or intimidation. I wonder how much like that it still is? I wonder what present or former residents of Russia would have to say about this game?
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Start of game: I should train hard and be faster than everyone else. End of game: Cheat, cheat, cheat, and throw in some capitol crimes for good measure.
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I seem stuck. I keep coming in 7th of 8 on the Patriotic Race, I have over 3000 worthless capitalist inequality-tokens, and there are no more contracts to sign for better training or stuff.
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*shivs* papers explain everything *shivs* judges didnt see due to weather *shivs* i have a lawyer *several shivs later* hey where'd all the competition go its like theyre not even trying
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comrade: *stabs another racer* judge: oh wait, he has some papers with him thats fine then, let him go. HANG ON WTF HE JUST PICKED UP SOME CHOCOLATE PENALIZE HIM!!!
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Comrade, for stabbing your fellow competitor you must stop running for ten seconds. *10 seconds later* You may continue your race now, comrade.
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Brilliant that Milton Friedman, one of the most famous free-market capitalists in the world, is overseeing the shop in a top-hat and monocle.