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"In soviet Russia, race bets on you" - nedaulk
That's really funny. I don't know if you hit the right audience, but at my age, that's a great joke.
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How dare you pick up chocolate on the side of the road! That is not the socialist way! Wait, did you just kill that guy? Oh, never mind, these papers tell me everything. Carry on!
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"no sir we don't no what happened to the other runners. We did, however, find six or seven bodies with quite large knife holes in them."
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Thank you comrade icecreambreakfast. You have truly contributed to the socialist party. Comrade Lenin would be proud of you!
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Finally, a realistic racing game! Unlike what all the western propaganda is making you believe, sometimes you just lack the talent to win. And at that point a man is left with no choice but to violently kill everyone.
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... the judges are a little dumb, aren't they? if you are the last one standing, you win, even if all the other runners are found stabed in a fog.
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seems some of your opponents are surprisingly thin skinned. If you pass around some information about their mothers they might become phazed. BEST GAME EVER love how the picture for taunt is a middle finger. great music
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This guy must be the worst person we could have been from Russia to run the 200... I mean I've stabbed at least 300 people to death easily and I haven't even broke top 5 in the glorious race! Am I right fellas/ladies?
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good evening comrade!
Did you hear? 3 comrades were stabbed by another comrade! it was during a race, and the one other comrade present at the time has no idea who could killed his comrades when no one else was in miles of see such a heinous crime!
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So you have to pay 3000 rubles to sign a piece of paper...Is it fragranced paper? Or is the ink golden, or something?
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That feeling when my vote raises the rating by 0.2... Incredible, keep it up! I want a sequel. Thumbs up if you also do.