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So I couldn't make it past the ship. I guess there is somebody I'm just not seeing or I am to slow. So you know what??? Keep the bitch!!! Why in the hell would I want to protect her anyway??? The one I have now is way better looking!!!
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So I kill people and at the end those people have a party with me? That is just messed up. They are not even ghosts!! Weird. BTW this game is awesome!
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If Snooki was somehow the picture they showed me I would secretly think 'that's not my wife at all' but then go through the missions so I could snipe her out.
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Paper: If you Want her Do as I say. Use the mouse to aim. Person: *picks up rat* Will this do?
Paper: No. Person: Give me a mouse then! Paper:... No, Use the Space bar to shoot. Person:Shoot? What? is this another sniper game? Paper: Yeah sure, Why? Person: wait What's a space bar? Can't I just use the trigger? Paper Your on a computer you Idiot! Person: Oh, I was confused because I've never been married!
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So, my ex-wife has been kidnapped ? The same ex-wife who dragged me through court for years till she got half my money. The one who cheated on me with the entire local football team. Got custody of my wonderful kids, 2 dogs and my beloved trained ardvark. And I'm supposed to SAVE her ?????