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Captains log, 2: I seem to have been stranded in the middle of a strange desert place. I'm stuck in a building with no doors, but large windows with what seem to be turrets. For some reason, I find myself unable to use them. I also seem to be under constant attack from an enemy that only charges the front, only attacks during the day, and only walks in a straight line. I'm not sure what worries me more, the fact money appears magically in the base when I kill them, or the fact that if I let them go, they stand five feet from the base and poke their swords in the air at me...
-Ex-Captain Rob
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"Sir! the front of the base is heavily armed with hundreds of gunmen and dozens of silo workers. but the flanks and back are totally unprotected!"
"ATTACK THE FRONT!!!!"
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my old glory no longer works. ive tried to switch weapons and ive tried getting more ammo but nothing will allow me to lick and fire all other weapons work though, wtf
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shotgun many times it fail hitting 2/more targets .. bug weapon, and SMG need to hit very exactly .. normal pistol kill better, something wrong lol maybe bazooka can be worth like pistol.. well dunno maybe XD
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Tip: you need exaclty 840 bullets to fire the minigun for one day. no need to reload anymore. also, you have a timer for how long the day will last
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Saergent: Ok gunmen, i have some imortant debriefing for you, if there is a huge wave of tanks coming for us, SHOOT THE GUYS WITH THE STICKS!
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Missile employee: "Sir, don't you think we should at least aim at this mass of tanks pummeling the base?"
Missile commander: "No, no. We'll just keeping firing uselessly at patches of bare ground."