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TheLightDemon

Nov. 06, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Holy crap I got the perfect shot thing on the first shot of the game O_O

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TheLightDemon

Nov. 06, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Pedobear is attacking!!!

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Lord_Astral

Nov. 06, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Its okay. Honestly, I think it would be more fun to play the bear trying to eat the kid than to play the kid escaping the bear.

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Worgen0freeman

Nov. 06, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) this is the funnest game ive ever played in my hole entire life.... exept for WoW

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justin909808

Nov. 06, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i just want to see fat kids have pain but still 5/5 o-o

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Misunderstood14

Nov. 05, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) How many times can this effing kid bounce....

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Misunderstood14

Nov. 05, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) He's going for speed, He's going for distance, and you know what he's going for the twinkie at the end of this game.

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Kazuka

Nov. 05, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) @lobie8 Are you kidding? If game developers didn't copy the ideas from other successful games, we'd still be playing pong. By the way, Toss the Turtle stole it's idea from Kitten Cannon. There's tons of launching games. This is a fun addictive game though, 5/5.

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danijel23

Nov. 05, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) this is never stop!

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wmercier84

Nov. 04, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Hmmm how can i make this kid stop! Im passed 430,000 meters....

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bory29

Nov. 04, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Not a bad copy.... good graphics, old concept

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ytrewq4

Nov. 04, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) a fat kid with an icbm NO WAY!

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lobie8

Nov. 03, 2010

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yellowhawk90161

Oct. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) why is it that the only thing that doesnt explode and send the fat kid flying is the lawnmower hot dogs and lawyers with briefcases explode but something with gas and a high chance of exploding doesnt explode thats kinda weird

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hdm210

Oct. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you think the kid is fat, and the bear is good with a gun, press +

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LiquidHeroin

Oct. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Once u get all the upgrades, it goes on forever.

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Onankiller

Oct. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) @Battalion1st: Totaly Exercise, Or Maybe Both

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10JETT10

Oct. 30, 2010

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Battalion1st

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This kid is brave enough to step on to a catapult, hold on to a duck, Rocket; while a crazed bear chases him in a car. Or is the bear just in charge of his exercise.

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UrbanV15

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) @mfeh, who would sell him a f****** nuke

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angelofgame

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Oh My Gosh is pedobear!!

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bill0bob

Oct. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It game me the 100,000 medal at 9969 meters...

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Kazey2008

Oct. 29, 2010

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Boffy1

Oct. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I can't help but notice that the sound of him hitting the floor is stolen from Start wars: Galactic battlegrounds when you place a piece of wall on that game.

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JJ81

Oct. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I was going to at least give it a 3, but when I passed the 215k marker and was just twiddling my thumbs waiting for it to PLEASE stop I got too bored, so I had to give it a 2.

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Eidenhoek

Oct. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 100km? Hm...no

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molo

Oct. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) the kid have indestructible os

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killer5577

Oct. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) all donations go towards the "save fat kids in capes from bears" foundation

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Kam1

Oct. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 3/5 but this game don't have a save button

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2bob29

Oct. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone beat 261783M yet??? if so then I guess click the plus like everyone else is saying lol.

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Xeon200

Oct. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) ohh yaa 88211 metres yyyyyyyyyaaaa who every beat that click the plus button

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Lolimawinner

Oct. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 28558m, i cant tell you how many times i hit the hot dog stand and gnome! P.S. this is with the catapult 1 before the skeleton catapult.

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Lolimawinner

Oct. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 28558m, i cant tell you how many times i hit the hot dog stand and gnome!

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Lolimawinner

Oct. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) jw, how do gnomes blow up?

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Jcherry4

Oct. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Reminds me of last night's SNL skit... Oh Stefan, you so funny.

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flamester298

Oct. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) score 89832 woooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chaosdragon240

Oct. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) logically speaking, couldn't he just buy a few mercenaries to KILL the bear instead of buying stuff that he could break aal his bones using?

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subbelowzero

Oct. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) oh god a pissed off bear. quick! get on this randomly placed icbm!

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Tromo3

Oct. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Who did know? Garden gnomes, baloons and birds contain bombs. heheh

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Jules5182000

Oct. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) There should be a manual timeout button.+ if you agree.

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astroknights

Oct. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) this game needs badges

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ivod

Oct. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Needs a save button...

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Zombiekilla2

Oct. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) omg hes raping the nuke

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bubbadoo10

Oct. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i wonder what people think watching a fat kid fly through the air in a rocket, get propelled in the air with explosive garden gnomes, and flying from exploding birds while being chase by a bear on a chair proppelling himself twards the kid with a fire extinguisher as a rocket.

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Predator388

Oct. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) click the PLUS when you can beat 249904 meters ;D

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unicyclegirl

Oct. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) this game is way to easy

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skooleek

Oct. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) when you upgrade bounce the kid buys a big mac:)

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skooleek

Oct. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) w..........................................................t......................................................f!?

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dikrdave

Oct. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) crap. glitch

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dikrdave

Oct. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) it was funny. when i launched the kid he hit a light pole and glass was in his face and his body blew up

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