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This is the modern version of Goldilocks. Ate all the porridge, slept in everyones beds, and clogged all the toilets.
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WARNING: In case of enranged bear, please find the nearest stranger who sells awkward items to kids in capes who are very fat.
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This wasn't the best of it's genre but it did have some playability. It did have the positive of being fairly short. Would like to see more options available
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Why does the 100KM medal show up at 10KM? 10000 meters = 10 kilometers. Come on, make your math right. Or programming, maybe it's a programming error.
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The "IC" in ICBM stands for Intercontinental, which makes it a bit surprising that the ones in this game burn out after about 4 km...
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Its okay. Honestly, I think it would be more fun to play the bear trying to eat the kid than to play the kid escaping the bear.
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The bear belly slid for over 90KM to get that fat kid, he must've done something REALLY nasty to it. I say give the bear the kid!
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I dont know if anybody else noticed this but i ended my launch and the bear was driving dr.eggmans weapon for the first boss in the classic game of Sonic
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kid flies over a house with a man and woman in the backyard woman:ITS A BIRD NO ITS A PLANE man:NO ITS A RETARTED FAT KID WITH A DUCK ATTACHED TO HIS BACK then kid crash lands in front of them woman:SHOULD WE HELP HIM man: NO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE A BEAR WITH A JET PACK IS COMIN FOR US
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if this bear was actually pissed he would not wait for the kid to launch himself for over an hour he would go over there and slash his face off... i mean he is smart enough to pilot that sonic boss machine thing with the giant ball but is gonna wait for him to launch
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the kid looks like hes in so much pain when hes bouncing around but. he did get in a CATAPULT! and how the hell does the bear get here so fast. and sorry to burst your bubble but if you slung yourself at a grill it probably won't explode, but your head might so YAY :)