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firedaemon33

Mar. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Riddle me this batman: How can a policeman survive a anthropomorphic bison rocketing down oh his head? By being a gummy bear

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Zoen

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those must be some strong gummy cops if you can do a flying body slam and they *STILL* manage to stop you in your tracks.

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dreamer201

Aug. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Burrito Bison is so badass that he doesn't use rockets to go up, he uses them to go down.

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SkuineaPig

Aug. 20, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) I want to know the back story. Who is Burrito Bisson? He looks like a Mexican wrestler. So what's the deal? Are the gummy bears trying to get revenge for all the gummy bears he's eaten? Is this revenge by the devs who got burned betting on the wrong Mexican wrestler? Inquiring minds want to know!

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Lolizer222

May. 10, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) The worst police award goes to......., THE CANDY LAND POLICE! Seriously, the candy land police lets people carry around BOMBS and ride on MISSILES and the let people trap rockets to their backs and fly around and let a CONVICT (aka Burrito Bison) buy stuff to Help him escape. They also only care about Burrito Bison NOT the citizens of Candy land.

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The_GaMr

Oct. 07, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Is that police van really fast, or has it been following us?

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unknown_persona

Jun. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) "So Burrito Bison went on another rampage today. Leaped right out of the ring and started squashing gummies." "Has he been caught?" "Yeah, but don't you think it's irresponsible to keep putting him in the same stadium where he keeps escaping and killing more people?" "Put him in the ring." "But-" "In the ring."

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blowi

May. 15, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) somehow, someway, the game glitched and put everything high in the sky, making the background glitched

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alextheguyuwant

Jan. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Logic... Burrito Bisson can squash thousands of gummies, survive from a high fall, survive from a gummy holding a bomb and break the jaw of the jawbreaker in the arena but can't beat up a helpless police gummy...

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bs101

Jan. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This game contains quite a few surprises. First i thought this was some sort of wrestling flash-game, which i was pretty pumped for. Then instead of hitting my large round opponent i flew through the air. Then i assumed this was the classic overused launch game, so when i saw dozens of units i figured it would be incredibly easy, i was wrong yet again. I love trashing the "How vertical, how horizontal" concept. Great game with new ideas, yet I'm still waiting to take out that wrestling champ.

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Weeky72

Nov. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hes getting revenge from the gummy bears who gave him CAVATIES!!!

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FlarpTheBest

Nov. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You should think you need more than a police gummy with a light on his head to stop a supersized heavy burrito bison with rockets in his diaper.

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bblazi1

Aug. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh please make a sequel to this! and just a suggestion for an upgrade- perhaps something like a "radar detector" showing where those pesky cops are so you don't loose all your momentum when you land on them from a height. you can never see them till it's too late and you've already hit them!

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Ot4c0n

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Took forever to breakthrough candyland but the items are really the ticket. Try to avoid the ground cause it doesnt really matter how many times you upgrade to decrease the slow down rate of the cops they still slow you down significantly. Oh and elbowing them doesnt help.

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hrmtcrb0

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i dont get the physics of this game. you want to go farther, but you boost your self into the ground? other than that 4/5

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Roflkneif

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He's escaped approximately 1000 times for each player, yet the Gummy Bears continue to let him use the wrestling ring to sling him self out and escape...

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Crazy4567

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gummy police officer: sir we've captured the bison that has escaped for the 50th time. Gummy bear chief of police: put him back in the arena

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ukuparkja

Jun. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I find this game devilicious.Get it...with the gummy bears...and the killing...and...umm...ah nevermind

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gamerking259

May. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hmm a Bison named Burrito is killing our citizens and police men by launching off the rings rope and hurting our executioner Jaw? Very interesting and stealing our money too! ...well at least he is using that money for stuff to help him. Gummie King*

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johnmayo4

Mar. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The whole time I am playing this, I think of how much I want a bag of gummy bears! =D

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Arrogance91

Feb. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Epic escape music!

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lmid

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you have no clue how happy i was when i got though two doors and then a hit a ice wall im about ready to drop kick my cumputer. 1mill out of 10

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Zboto

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh I'm a gummy bear, yes I'm a gummy bear, I carry lots of cash around just like a gummy bear

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AlimTYS

Dec. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Fun Game

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gary_abernethy2

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You dont need to worry how high you need to be to do a Sweet Impact. Basically you go so high that you go right off screen and then it Automatically does a Sweet Impact. You dont have to do anything but hit those rockets and hold the mouse button.

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kcis

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After playing this, it is difficult to look at my delicious Gummy Bears the same way...

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goffy332

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why is a cop the first thing i see after i break the first door

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TroubledNovelist

Apr. 05, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I feel like I was lied to. This game has no burritos.

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ALEXANDER087

Mar. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You know a mass gummy murderer gets caught and then they out him in the exact same ring where he started his terror only to let him wreak havoc over and over and over again smart cops.

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chrisDNA

Apr. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) gummy bear: sir the bison is escaping!!! Gummy King: send our best forces to stop him! half-hour later: gummy bear: sir he's just finished squishing the 8th mindless mob would you like me to send the 9th? Gummy King: yes but ensure the about-to-be-slaughtered are armed. gummy bear: what shall i arm them with? cattle prods, 50 cals., M-80s? Gummy King: No arm them with bubble gum, chilli peppers, and obscene amounts of cash.

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kaleb7d

Dec. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is clearly based on a concise class system. The blue gummy bears are the upper class, who can afford to go to the colosseum. Then you have your green gummy bears, which are the middle class, living in the inner city or urban areas. Finally, you have your purple gummy bears, who are lower class farmers living in the outskirt country land of Candyland.

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altidefan1

Nov. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We caught him, let's put him back in the same exact ring in the same exact position he was in.

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MRPopoNoodes269

Sep. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Why does a candy town have peppers? Wouldn't vegetables be like the devil?

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wrestling

Dec. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Imagine how pissed I am to find out that there is a third damn door after my happiness of breaking through the second...

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bloody_angel

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Today, Burrito Bison made his 273rd escape attempt. Police took him back to the ring to face the Jawbreaker, who is still refusing medical attention. In other news, chilis; are they dangerous to out sweet children?" -Gummy Bear News

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sirpedro100

May. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) D: This is a waste of good candy

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AwesomeDragon

Mar. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) at this point jawbreaker shouldn't be standing

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Moonstar798

Apr. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) :I I just passed three hours of my life. . . It felt like 5 minutes.

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PikachuExpress

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Officers shame on bison who jump on their heads, especially the slow moving ones.

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Feralizer

Feb. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why are all those gummies running towards HUGE ALMOST INDESTRUCTIBLE LOCKED DOORS?

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dpunch444

Feb. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Bubbles are your BEST friend. Constantly click and press space to epic boost.

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RaydenM12

Jan. 06, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I'm soo lucky I was the 690,000th owner of the Gummies in my Tummy Badge

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darknight940

Jan. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "i'll just get curb stomped by a bison.theres no problem with running around with a big balloon"Gummy bear

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Cartorious

Jan. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Ahh, waking up in gummy world" ~Breaking News~ A Burrito is flying through doors and bouncing off of our bretheren, we strongly reccomend you stay indoors~ "I have an idea! ill try to outrun the bison and hang glide faster than him!"

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dendan14022008r

Oct. 22, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) when you reach a point where a giant door is close enough for you to prepare but you land on a cop... the gummies... they... they... M O O N R U N

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enderbro123

Jul. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) That moment when you take off and hit the ground instead of gummybear -__- .....

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Mattash

Apr. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Cops = Ruining everyones fun even in games

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UltraEvill

Apr. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Surely chew bubblegum is some kind of cannibalism

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Tifforo

Feb. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) No matter how many doors I break, cops I beat up, or rockets I hijack, they still think it's a good idea to put me back in that ring instead of just locking me up. Maybe pouncing on gummies is part of the sport that the spectators pay to see.

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Titanshadow12

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What's cool is, not only do you totally smash into the jawbreaker on a perfect launch, you also rob him as you bounce off of him! Also, which shopkeeper in Candyland is selling you these upgrades? Candyland black market, perhaps... And they let gummy bears ride around town on ballistic missiles and running around with bombs... The cops have far worse problems on their hands besides a bison trying to smash through a mirror wall.

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