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Oct. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm deeply concerned that those gummy bears live in a world where it is acceptable to run around a crowded stadium carrying a bomb.

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Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "We won't let you escape, Bison! Oh wait, you have money! Wanna buy a rocket?"

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Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Imagine my happiness when I broke through that first damned door...Only to find out there's more.

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Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I hear some convict is flying around crushing people. Guess I'll just take a bag of money and go running around" Gummy Bear

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Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Cool, a bomb! I'll just take this with me to a wrestling match, just in case I need it." -Gummy

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Mar. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Contrary to popular belif, the gummy bears are not evil. Burrito Bison was down on his luck as a wrestler, and they were trying to help him realize his full potential, hence why they kept putting him back in the ring just so he could escape again. Poor Jawbreaker... He was only trying to help!

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Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) News Report: after a large man kills billions of the civilians of candyland we put him back in the ring so he can do it again

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Mar. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how the heck is a black gummy bear with a light on it's head supposed to stop a 2 ton bison ground-pounding it with rockets on his pants?

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Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Welcome to Candy Land, home of the World's Fastest Giant Door Repairs!

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Apr. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think an "Encounter less Police Gummies" upgrade would have been nice.

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Jan. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The gummies are just running toward a locked door...

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Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "They said I was crazy to wear rocket underpants to the grocery store. Who's laughing now?"

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Nov. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I'm finally going to do it! I'm finally going to escape candy land!" *Falls on cop 5 feet from the door*

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Feb. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) tap space bar AND click for faster bubble rising + so it stays visible

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Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir,the prisoner escaped for the 56th time,killed several officers and more than 40 gummy bears. The damage he caused lies by more than 3000$." - "Thanks for the report,now prepare him for the next fight. I want to see him fighting again."

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Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I won after forever and I noticed something...The bison can break through doors a hundred times bigger then him, ride a rocket, survive a explosion, pogo stick so high it'll go to the sky, bounce on the ground extremely hard and fast, and collect money throughout all of that..Yet, a police gummy bear 1/2 his size can easily beat him up..

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Aug. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you would think after a few times they would put you in a cage arena.

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Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Now, look, I don't know who this "Burrito Bison" guy is, I just know that I'm making a fortune repairing the doors he demolishes!

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Feb. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, but why do police still slow me down when I rocket slam them? Really annoying.

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Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) my question is why would you run away with him.... go the other direction, it has better odds!!!!

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Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The amount of cops in the last stage is TOO DAMN HIGH!

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Mar. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the clouds are made of cotton candy, doors out of ginger bread, and people out of gummy bears. This place Is heaven

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Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You'd think they'd just stop letting him in the ring

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Aug. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the most in-comprehendable part about this game is how gummy bears can run 350mph.

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Aug. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You think by the tenth time of breaking into town, they would up security...Gummy bears never learn.

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May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) good thing i attached rockets to my underwear -burrito bison

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Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wait a second. you're in a land of walking gummybears and you want to ESCAPE?!

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Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. A launcher game that DOESN'T require all upgrades and an extreme ammount of luck to win. Anyways, the game was great. Original design, slightly random, and full o' fun. Nice job.

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May. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how does a cop tackle and bring me in when im going like a million miles per second!?!

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Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "That'll teach you to try and escape! Now you have to fight the Jawbreaker AGAIN! We think thats enough punishment so you can keep all the stolen cash and items you've purchased with it." -Quoted from Chief Of Gummy Bear police.

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Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 'Yes chief. We captured the rampaging Bison' 'Very good, Now put him back into the ring so he can escape.'

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Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thank god I had my rockets in my underwear when I went to the market.

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Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) One of the best ''flight'' games I've ever played. I liked how there was actually a goal to reach, unlike most other flight games where it just keeps on going and there is no end really (not that there is anything wrong with flight games like that). It was random, funny and had excellent gameplay. I hope you make another one! How about if Burrito Bison got whirled into an ice-cream and had to escape the evil snowcone fortress!

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Mar. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Flattening cops all day long.. la la la la la

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Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) darn... gummy bears were my favourite.... but now I have this irresistable urge to destory everyone I see! DEATH TO GUMMY BEARS!!!!

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Nov. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well that is definitely the longest time I've spent in a bag of gummy bears, but I have one question, why is there a store in the arena that helps him escape?

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Oct. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "im off to watch the wrestling match"gummy bear " honey you forgot your massive chilli pepper!"gummy wife

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Aug. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow I use to love to play Candy Land as a kid……now i just find it creepy o.o

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Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've been avoiding these types of games, as they usually repeat the same process over and over. I must say it had some similarities, but over all, one of the more original concepts for this type of game. Gotta say, this game made me actually excited to hit the ground. GREAT GAME

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Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gummy bear: Sir! The criminal has been apprehended and is in a severely weakened condition, what do we do with him? Gummy captain: Put him in the hospital, make sure he receives the best medical treatment so he can do it again tomorrow.

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Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wesley R. Smith. 1980-2011 Beloved father, husband, and blue gummy bear. Crushed by a large flying man in a bison mask and underwear. R.I.P.

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Jul. 16, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) It only took me six years to realize the speed indicator is Bison's shorts because it's a SPEEDOmeter.

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Jun. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'll never play candy land again now that I know what those horrible people do.

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Mar. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You will not BELIEVE how many cops I hit in a row on the third part. -.-

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Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i had to beat this twice to get the badge

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Aug. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else think launch games should be a major category?

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Apr. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Police man "Mr.Gummymayor, the bison just killed about half of our people and took millions from the people he killed and he broke jawbreaker's jaw" Mayor "put him back in i bet he wont do it again"

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May. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game makes me want gummy bears! :D

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Jun. 28, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I swear the music is shouting "DOVAHKIIN!"

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Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You are walking down an aisle, but suddenly, a giant muscular man pops out of a bag! "The gummies, they tried to kidnap me. But NOW I'M FREEE!" He shouts. 6 years later, he is allowed out of the asylum on weekends.

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