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"Sir Guard! Wake up!" "Huh? Why?" "The Cake is coming!" "Oh no... Go! Defend our castle!" *Falls back asleep when the messenger is gone*
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References to not-so-obscure classics are appearing on Kongregate games? At least pick something where if you Google it it won't give you the answer.
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Today is my birthday. We had food from Farmer Boys....none of us can eat the cake now. Important lesson: don't get food from Farmer Boys if you're going to eat cake.
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looks like a fail game. plays like a succeed game. my rating: characters: the cake is a lie. except for king. the king eats all the lie cakes. gameplay: extensively simplisticly epicly lolwut.
badges: EPICSAUCE(only one thing is higher. the thing that is higher: shoop bows down. noone has come close to that.).
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juicy beast, to have a fetish for sweet foods??? i mean burrito bison full of thousands of gummy bear and now this???
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whos te king is te king te devloper coz tat mens te devloper is fat and gros y wud he put himself in te game like tat
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ps leffen i aint done yet im the underdog so place your bets whoever wants to see leffen looking dumb throw your money on the line cause im making some gotta say bro you looking awfully weak wait and see what happens at the salty suite vanilla fox dont suit you go find another teach you a lesson and take back my color