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kiss_of_kill

Jun. 13, 2023

Under rating threshold (show) It works perfectly fine with Supernova. Paste this in your browser’s address bar to play using Supernova Flash Player: supernova://play/?swfurl=https://chat.kongregate.com/gamez/0014/3147/live/main.swf

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NamelessDrifter

Aug. 30, 2022

Under rating threshold (show) This game is no longer playable here even with SuperNova. After beating the second level a window about Flash save setting pops up which you can't click out of. Unfortunately, this Flash window of death permeates many games on this site as well as Newgrounds. However, you can play the game on the Y8 Browser.

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StyIe

Jun. 04, 2022

Under rating threshold (show) revisiting. i was 10 years old last i played this, 22 now. jus wanted to say that.

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archerbob

Oct. 06, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) 4 stars, the only thing I didn't like was one level that flashed, severe epilepsy warning...

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walmartbags

May. 07, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) i love playing sad games from years ago, it make me cry everytime.

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The_Bluffalo

Mar. 19, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) screw you. 5 stars.

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RogueTem

Nov. 13, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Wow at first I thought this was just another parkour game but this has made me cry so much at the end

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Naud1234

Oct. 04, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) lik if u cri evrytim

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JeffryM16

Oct. 04, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Nailed the last couple years of my life perfectly. Maybe the sequel will be accurate as to what the next couple years hold. Hopefully it's happier...

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cool1ah

Oct. 01, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE

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ccwall

Sep. 30, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) hurts

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bork0

Jul. 10, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) MOAR GIMMICKS

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SirChickenIX

Jul. 02, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) This game is so sad...

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dark_matter_1114

Jun. 18, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) but all of this is just a pretentious game

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shiningchar

May. 29, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) still one of my favorites yo

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Metaldead

May. 24, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) oh man, that last line hit home. I gotta share my feelings with my crush. lol. No way

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deanmontgomery77

Feb. 08, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) oof

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Busatron

Nov. 30, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) thats deeeeep brother

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Vamps10

Nov. 17, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Very sad ending.

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Dragoni222

Oct. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Wow... so depressing for 1 bit graphics.

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MichaelX001

Sep. 02, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) very clever idea indeed bro

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A_Creature

Aug. 24, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I was thinking this would be a happy platform game about a cube... I was wrong.

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Kztze

May. 31, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) At least it doesn't have to pay for child support and alimony...

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Legitimeat

May. 17, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Has anyone tried to beat the game with as little jumps as possible?

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Spellara

Mar. 31, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) 'Forever alone badge' Wow, thanks... XD

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Kyzukoo

Mar. 16, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Best game ever

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lexoooos

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) SEDNESS

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Warlegend001

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) It was one more romantic story betrayed by real life.

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Dada8833

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I saw her standing there... Except she was a square.

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ShatteredExile

Mar. 15, 2018

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kinghamdy

Mar. 15, 2018

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hamrage14

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) "My problem was not that I did or didn't truly love her. It wasn't. My problem wasn't whether or not she truly did or didn't love me. It wasn't. My problem was that I assumed that in the end she would come to me. And so I waited. And waited. And one day I found out that it was too late."

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PseudoNyx

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't know a square can make me sad ;-;

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jefeesdios

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Not that you need the walkthrough, but the in-game link is dead/leads to spam/malware.

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hugoooo

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Sad and great.

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TheOnlyJosephrak

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Still a better love story than Twilight.

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NicoFederer1998

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) This game reminds me of so many things of my life.

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Darjaboo

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Brutal ending

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invisiblezx

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) omg its so... love !

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Lotharyx

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) The walkthrough link redirects to Amazon...

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rev_felix

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Well that was depressing.

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ElgeneGabriR

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Its a simple game but really meaningful thank you for creating this game!

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Looka86

Mar. 15, 2018

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HanaBlackwood

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Needs two pints icecream now

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Drengi

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Sweet little game. Thank you.

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NayrDC

Mar. 15, 2018

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livy24

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I think you messed up on the controls, why is both the down key and up key jump?

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SYtang99

Mar. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Blue square is the most relatable video game character to me... :(

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blubberbub100

Mar. 14, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) That was really good

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Dracula101

Mar. 13, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah pretty clever indeed

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