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You should be able to customize the little cowboy guy, and there should be more maps besides the city. Like a Wild West town, or a forest, or something.
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Who knew sperm had more uses other than for making babies? Imagine if the government deployed some of those to the enemies territory. XD
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Yeah, it might have style, but I can't seem to find the actual game play. I tabbed out (cuz of the snooze-fest) and left it running and I beat the level on autopilot. Also the mute doesn't affect cut scenes.
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this game chokes on balls. sorry but it's mostly loading a blank screen and a massive 20 seconds of action puts me to sleep.
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got to level 4 and finally decided that i'd make quicker progress by dripping maple syrup over my machine.
slow, unresponsive, tedious, no upgrades. only thing this game has going for it are the cutscenes.
rating: 4 flushes. it would take 4 flushes to get this crap down the toilet.
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Lol so annoying with like 100 endless ships in the air. I'm trying to take down a tank then it come like 10 ships killing me? Soo annoying.
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Let's see: Cowboy+Sperm+Army= wth?! This game is the weirdest and most pointless of any games I've ever played. I liked the gameplay, because it'd really new, but it killed me to not know what I needed to destroy to get to the next level. It's very repetitive and the graphics are awful. 2/5
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best game ever 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
sad when sperm dies <(